Ghostface Brittah

Meh.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

My day has sucked so much I keep looking around to see if Rob Schneider is in it.

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@InstacartHelp You guys managed to mess up TWO holidays and lie about why.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@InstacartHelp @Instacart

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@InstacartHelp Chat sessions aren’t even allowing me to wait for over an hour anymore. Messy. Get your house in order, @Instacart

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@InstacartHelp @ErinConnect Yeah, it’s been great waiting on all social media platforms, your app, AND website.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

My #Chrismukkah, thanks to @InstacartHelp and @Instacart.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@InstacartHelp @tsintsin How about you focus on answering those DMs?

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@InstacartHelp @DFozVO I’m still waiting for a response.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@Instacart Or tomorrow.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@Instacart I won’t be eating tonight. Thanks, @Instacart

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@InstacartHelp Stress-free? Instacart is a complete disaster today. I’ve been waiting for HOURS trying to get help.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

Jason Aldean makes music for people who put ketchup on steak. #tryTHATinAsmallTOWN

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

I hope Lil Jon is having a nice day.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

Nothing says “I love you” like heart-shaped chicken nuggets.
Follow me for more romantic tips.
#valentines #romance #ValentinesDay2023

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

Whenever life gets me down, I stop for a moment, take several deep breaths, and remind myself that Paul Rudd and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are BFFs and own a freaking candy shop together.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

*Me trying to go sleep*
My brain: 🎶🎶Baby (girl, I know you wanna show da na da na)
That thong th-thong, thong, thong
I like it when the beat goes (da na da na)
Baby, make your booty go (da na da na)
(Girl, I know you wanna show da na da na)
That thong th-thong thong, thong 🎶🎶

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

Thong Song has no business being stuck in my head right now.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@StrangelEdweird Thank you ❤️

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

@IPSYCare I already do follow this account and I’ve sent DMs. This is what I’m talking about.

[Ghostface Brittah @proEXgirlfriend]

It’s 2021. It’s unacceptable that any human being has to die when we have medicine that can literally prevent them from dying.