Sexton Hardcastle

Professor of Shirtanometry and Shirtflation

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@AphexTwin @evopsychgoogle wanna go?

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@itsalltrueman I skip leg day everyday and my calf muscles are bigger than yours

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@itsalltrueman WRONG

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@evopsychgoogle Hey stop mocking my research

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@karlbykarlsmith @evopsychgoogle Itt: Americans ca'nt into humour

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@evopsychgoogle Guys follow me instead #thanks #dankedummkopfs

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@evopsychgoogle Or so you can get extra grip on your schlong

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@evopsychgoogle NERRRRRRD

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@itsalltrueman Yeah well IL'L show up at 7:55 GMT to announce your DEFEAT.

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@TeamFortress From Mann-conomy to Boyy-conomy

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@Evolving_Moloch Well duhhhh

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@DanCardenMP @jeremycorbyn You'll probably be the first to complain when the rolling black outs start

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@jasonderulo He is the Sean Connery of cats m8

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@evopsychgoogle Meow meow, I am a cat
No deep meaning, truth or fact
For meow meow I am a cat

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@JulieDiCaro @evopsychgoogle Dat self citation innit?

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@evopsychgoogle Ok I will donate, but only because it's easier to explain to my wives why there's no food on the table again

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@evopsychgoogle If I don't donate to your hatreon, will I die? Because I can't buy food if I do

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@ACurrentAffair9 No, it's time for them to get a job and stick to it. They can also get paid to volunteer in scientific studies. They'd know if they applied themselves

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@AphexTwin On the 11th day of a spirit journey into my scientific field, I stumbled upon your signage inscribed by your devout upon black country stone. Thenceforth I knew Nature magazines front page awaited me if I listen to your music.

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@garrynewman is http://t.co/LUORenNkrF under a ddos attack?