Professor Chaos, PhD

They/Them, loves the cocks, and LGBTQB1 🐻⬇️

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

I need to see Pelosi’s cannons in a ring girl outfit pronto #ufc250

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Just yelled “Check Scooby Check Scooby” in the middle of sex and flipped my girl into doggy. Football is back.

Happy Draft Day to those who celebrate #NFLDraft

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

@thrashergarry2 Hustle and heart. The intangibles drop panties Garry

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

@gyrad0s Pretend the toilet is Israel

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Just took a Fartrell Cluggins ATTS +320. If this doesn’t hit the Super Bowl is rigged

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Probably gonna go get wings with Lou Williams tn

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

If she sold advertisement space on her knockers like an NBA jersey, I think she could be a billionaire.

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Such a fat fuck. College football is a kids game / NFL is a grown man’s game. People love both because they are different. I’m so tired of the college players that are older than Trevor Lawrence pollute my TV screen on Saturdays.

[Glenn Kinley @glenn_kinley]

Bret Bielema is expecting the NCAA to pass a rule giving players five years of eligibility.

"I think 5 for 5 will be in place for the guys next year, I don't have any reservations of that... I know the Big Ten is 100% behind it, I know the Big 12 was when I talked to Coach McGuire (Texas Tech) and I talked to several SEC coaches who said the SEC was going to be on board, as well."

Says AD Josh Whitman shares the same belief, they hope it'll go through in October with the announcement of the change to one portal window.

[palmer @palmer1147]

I didn’t care much for Charlie kirk.

My name is Mike Shula and I am the offensive coordinator at the University of South Carolina.

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

No spit, no lube, sandpaper finish #rapediego

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

They finally found me out. Fuck it, about to Pete Rose this bitch. If anybody asks, my translator placed this wager #selfdox #leakedidentitties

[Jared Tims @Jared_Tims]

Zach Neto is going Professor Chaos from @SouthPark for Players Weekend #Angels

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

@rasalbuhl1 XL1 was the hottest. CF4 was up there as well.

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Scotty’s kid is so used to this shit

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

@thrashergarry2

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

@thrashergarry2 I hear you hit 310 plus in the dense air of Florida. Are the rumors true?

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Albatross ✅
Hole in one ✅

Now time to set my sights on a new challenge.

It’s time for me to find the clitoris.

(Is it even real?)

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Small market teams making championship runs are good for sports

[Professor Chaos, PhD @ProfChaos_PHD]

Thank god the pacers won yesterday because ain’t no way KAT would lose during pride month