Professor Confusion

Smarter than all of you, funnier than most of you, more cynical that the vast majority of you. Give me music and give me hockey. Keep the rest, kthxbye

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@AGretz Well they had to make room for Marsh, Schwarber and Harper, so they could *checks notes* go 0-fer in front of the home crowd

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@XfinitySupport installation team in my neighborhood left a giant spool of cable on my property weeks ago. I am trying to contact someone to come and remove it. Please help.

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@AGretz You just know they're gonna call something ticky tacky on Carolina

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@JesseGranger_ That turnover looked like Jarry against the Islanders in the playoffs. 😔

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@kuuuuch___86 @Canes Is this a fan of the same team that just overpaid to keep a 4th line scrub? Lmk when the Mild make the finals.

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@ProducerDrew_ Can I just pocket the $3mm per?

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@DC_Draino @MAGAindex Hal, even your Lord and master thinks you embarrassed yourself on CNN. You're a joke.

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@WBSPenguins Imagine running this account, and not understanding "Wilkes" is not a place. It's right there in the name.

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@SethRorabaugh Still my profile picture all these years later

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@Steve_Dangle Bad officiating as per usual is the answer to your question. No way was that offsides, Staal had control.

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@wyshynski Malkin had an easy clear of the zone, decided to drop pass to no one. They gotta clean up that crap before the playoffs.

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@PenguinsJesus Man that just makes me miss that goal song even more.

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Hey @elonmusk if I block accounts, it means I don't want to see them. Why do I continue getting ads from accounts I blocked? When is enough enough?

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@PenguinsJesus @MearsyNHL So much better than getzoff

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@JoshYohe_PGH The inability to clear the zone with ample opportunity, over and over, is maddening.

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@AGretz That's him in a nutshell. Score, turnover, fall down.

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@wyshynski Fanboy knows US only hope for gold is someone else eliminating Canada ���

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@ryanwhitney6 It's ok, USA brought Miller and Trochek.

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@ryanwhitney6 Careful, your Coiler fan tendencies are showing 😭

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@JoshYohe_PGH Death, taxes, lazy Malkin penalty