PROFESSORC

ME PROFESSORC! ME TEACH AT ARCANE UNIVERSITY! ME FACULTY LIASON FOR GAMMA UPSILON TAU!
WE GOT GUT! WHAT YOU GOT?!

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@Hired_Sword MECHANICAL PENCIL NOT ALLOWED IN SAT

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(Also also, regular orc and Trollorc pretty much same thing. EXCEPT ME NOT MATE WITH FILTHY GOAT! Well...except that one time)

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(Also, me clarify that Narg example of smartest type of Orc! You strive be like Narg and only way is to get educated!)
#WheelORCTime

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Today me proctor SAT with Qsibs! If me see cheat, me smash desk with club and yell "YOU RUIN FUTURE! YOU WANT SOUND LIKE NARG OR NOT?!"

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@CforCalamity @Hired_Sword
ME PROCTOR SAT! ME SMACK CHEATERS OVER HEAD WITH FLAT OF AXE! THAT'S HOW LEARN!
#SOrcT

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NOW FOR BIT OF ANCIENT ORC WISDOM: WHEN WALK THROUGH MELON PATCH, DONT ADJUST SANDLE. COS YOU ORC! YOU WEAR BOOT! KICK ELFY FRUITMELONS!

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@ImenandParker @Hired_Sword @CforCalamity @beckysaysrawr
ME HEAR ABOUT 20-SIDED THEATRE...WHY ME NOT CONSULTED!?! ME PERFECT FACT-CHECKORC!

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@Hired_Sword ON OTHORC HAND, WHY THE HECK YOU NOT MIND OWN BUSINESS? MAYBE YOUUUUR AXE NOT SHARP! ME NEED COME OVER THERE AND TEACH YOU?!

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@Hired_Sword HELLO PUPIL, ME SEEN BEFORE: GO TO NEIGHBOR, GRAB BY NECK AND THREATEN WITH YOUR PROPORCLY SHARP AXE, SAY "SHARPEN AX OR ELSE!"

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@ImenandParker @hired_sword
IT CALLED #OTAASHAMBCPS!

MUCH CATCHIER THAN #ows

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@ImenandParker @hired_sword
ME BELIEVE IN OCCUPY THEN AXE ALL STUPID HU-MANS AND ME BECOME CHANCELLOR PROFESSORC! ... SCOTALIA!

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@ImenandParker ME HEAR YOU PRETTY GOOD AT DRUMS... WHAT POINT OF DRUMS IF THEY NOT USED TO REGULATE SLAVES OR ORCMARCH!?
#BORCenCities

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@Hired_Sword ALSO ME WRITE ENOUGH BOOK TO KNOW WHAT SEMICOLON IS; CLEARLY SMARTEST ORC

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@Hired_Sword ME SAY NOT MATTER WHAT KIND; WRITING BOOK ALWAYS IMPRESSIVE. WHETHER ABOUT PHYSIC OR DRAGON OR SMASH-SKULL-METHODS-COMPENDIUM

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ME WEAR ROBE BECAUSE ME MAGIC! YOU WANT FIGHT ABOUT IT?!

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ME GET ON TWITTER TO CONNECT WITH ORC YOUTH; ME HIP TEACHER! ME ALSO HEAR A LOT ABOUT GAGA LADY AND ME CONFUSED AND MAD