The Police

PULL OVER YOUR VEHICLE

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

Stop what you’re doing and follow me with notifications on. That’s an order

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@ThatDudeTaco This is hard

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

Fire

[Taco @ThatDudeTaco]

Everything we know about Luigi Mangione

A thread:

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@ThatDudeTaco Can I meet her?

[Taco @ThatDudeTaco]

Me and the girl I met on Twitter

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@ThatDudeTaco This was criminally fake

[Taco @ThatDudeTaco]

Nah why her kitchen in her bathroom 😭

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@ThatDudeTaco Leave her alone sir!

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@ThatDudeTaco Criminal

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The time Offset got caught cheating and tried to play it off like he got hacked 😂

[ATROCIOUS FAT SLOB @FatTubbyLardAss]

PREHISTORIC BEASTS VS CELEBRITIES ROUND VI

BEYONCÉ
VS
TITANOTYLOPUS!!!!

ONE CAMEL TO CONTEND WITH WASNT ENOUGH! NOW THE QUEEN BEE HAS TO FACE THE 11 FOOT LEGEND OF CAMEL HISTORY!!

‼️🔥WHO WILL WIN THIS ROUND? POST YOUR CHOICE!!🔥‼️

[ATROCIOUS FAT SLOB @FatTubbyLardAss]

PREHISTORIC BEASTS VS CELEBRITIES ROUND V

TAYLOR SWIFT
VS
GIGANTOPITHECUS!!!

THE BIGGEST POPSTAR VS THE BIGGEST APE THAT EVER LIVED!!
WHOS GONNA SECURE THE DUB IN THIS ROUND? COMMENT BELOW!!‼️‼️🔥🔥

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@FatTubbyLardAss So happy I wasn’t employed back then

[ATROCIOUS FAT SLOB @FatTubbyLardAss]

PREHISTORIC BEASTS VS CELEBRITIES ROUND III

KANYE WEST
VS
TYRANNOSAURUS REX!!

TWO OF THE BIGGEST MOUTHS IN HISTORY! WHO WILL SUCCEED IN THIS EPIC CLASH?? COMMENT THE VICTOR!!

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@ThatDudeTaco Plz don’t call us

[Taco @ThatDudeTaco]

Her last look was like

"take care of my family" �

[ATROCIOUS FAT SLOB @FatTubbyLardAss]

PREHISTORIC BEASTS VS CELEBRITIES ROUND II

DONALD TRUMP
VS
DUNKLEOSTEUS

WHO WINS THIS EPIC BATTLE OF THE AGES??!‼️🔥🔥⚡️‼️

[The Police @ProfessionalCop]

@ThatDudeTaco 😂😂😂

[Taco @ThatDudeTaco]

me: why didn't my alarm go off??

my alarm: