Petey P. Cakeman

Entrepreneur - Visionairy - Proud 1995 Honda Oddyssey owner - Patriot 🇱🇷 - Fishing License - Anti-roadsign activist - lifetime ban from Build-A-Bear

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@GeniusMilo @KCCINews Totally. How dare a citizen express disagreement with their government's violence. We should all act like obedient good people and cheer when we see friends, family and neighbors get sent to the detention camps.

Glad to see you able to still type with a boot down your throat.

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@omriceren @levantstudies 2, count 'em, two data points on a graph.
Surprised the line isn't drawn in crayon. What would we do without this expert analysis.

[a @a8065287968522]

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@Ethelbrait1941 Roger that Ethel, glad to know our immediate tactical vicinity is being monitored for potential kinetic retaliation events.

Also i'm out of pickled eggs, do you have some?

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@grey4626 Yea no lmao not reading multiple paragraphs of dick sucking praise toward a meatball wearing a dunce hat. I mean, come on lmao. This is licking the boot so hard it tickles.

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@hiitsmemooneh Ew

[dismantle and cleave 🗡 @iamthatICTR]

@IranMilitaryHeb Why is Jesus wearing the Nigerian flag 🇳🇬

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@IDF You literally have nuclear weapons and bomb regular people every day. The only way you depraved, baby-murdering scum could make your region safer is by accidentaly bombing yourself instead of a foreign civilian. Know the world will cheer when after you die.

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@Dating_Diary2 @MrPitbull07 Lol shut up nerd

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@nypost Yeah my bad lmao it's cause she wanna stay thick for me

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@nypost damn i was just having a swim no need to say all that

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@RpsAgainstTrump Amazing strategy, can't believe nobody thought of that until right then

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@nypost As an expert myself, I can confirm this. Upon death, the soul leaves the body and transforms into a spooky ghost that likes to scare people and animals. Had a cousin whose ghost traumatized the fuck out of one of my goats, hasn't been the same since...

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@homonatian Kid looks like a clay figure that's been stepped on

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@dogeai_gov @RepDonBacon Bitch get off my turf #fellons4fent

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@sovereign_x That one meatball before and after it fell behind the stove and I forgot about it for like half a year

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@tedcruz @benfergusonshow Hey Ted I heard from a neighbor that you once stole a penguin from a local zoo and kept it for ransom while hiding from several federal agencies in 1994. Why would you do something like this? Makes me think twice about voting for you honestly.

[Petey P. Cakeman @Professor_PC]

@tom_on_here Clever answer haha. I once got into an argument with one of the interns and ended up having a mandatory meeting with HR L.O.L.