Brian NOMNOMNOM

Our band teacher is awesome.... and here are a few of his quotes we hear throughout our wonderful time with him

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

Do you know why there's more geese on one side than the other? It's because there's more on that side.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

Didnt mean to retweet that last thing. Sorry!

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

I ask them a direct question and they just look down. Not a "Yes Mahler" or even a "Screw you Mahler"

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

This is our new french foreign exchange student. Pierre Escargo.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

( spills coffee on his music) I'm going to play psychiatrist. ( Holds music up) What does this look like??

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

I can direct with both my arms because I'm amphibious.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

Theyre around me because theyre attracted to awesomeness.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

Go ahead and rough her up! I'm turning the other way.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

( draws measure lines and crescendos on board) Hey it kinda looks like a 3D box. Oh yeah. I can do art.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

( students want chinese food) You can't break me! I'm married.

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YOU'RE THE MELODY! PLAY OUT!! Oh..now shes upset.. I can tell.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

(Mimicking a girl) Uh no he didn't!

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

The last day of pep band is rapidly making it's way up the list.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

There are certain days that mean a lot to me. News years. Labor day. Now that I have kids, Christmas means a lot.

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First we'll go to the big gym and play, then the small gym. Like we're on tour!

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

(with two trumpets stuck together) It's like driving a double decker bus, but on the top.

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No I'm the solution...and the light...and the.....i don't know.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

Student: I like it better when it's quiet. Mahler: I like you better when your quiet!

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

(looking through window in door at students) You guys all look good behind bars.

[Brian NOMNOMNOM @ProfessorBrian]

This is like Red Rover on steroids.