Professor Maple

Half Man, Half Steelix. Former Pokémon Professor, until I was exiled for engaging in promiscuous endeavors. I have secretly begun undertaking my own research...

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

Once again, I have not been chosen as Professor of the newly publicized Alola region. Sigh...

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@ModernAssassin Ah, so you still like to live life on the edge. It's not fun if it isn't dangerous, right?

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

The excuse of too much complexity is more a lack of motivation for intellectual expansion than a product of intellectual incompetence.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@PeeblesPls To each their own.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@PeeblesPls Electromagnetism, Antigravity, as well as modification of certain Pokémon that I will not elaborate on.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

I merely dropped in to check on a few...subjects, for lack of a better term. I will now be taking my leave once again.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@PeeblesPls This is a logical fallacy. Fly is not mandatory to be carried via air...there are other means of aerial transportation.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@wolfieon SO I HERD U LIEK SPAM

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

Just a few of my...weapons of mass destruction.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

My army is ready for war.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

How did she even see me? Drugs really do affect your stealthiness.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@HarukaHimeChan ah, don't worry about it. You're better off not knowing.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@TarkatanBeauty you kill people for a living, but a little needle in your arm is causing you trouble? Something doesn't add up here.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@InfinityGodKy hmm, that's good to hear.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@InfinityGodKy it's been up and down, but I'd say things are going quite well. How about you?

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@HuggableSteph hey, it's your choice. People come and go as they please, don't let me force you to stay if you don't want to.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@HuggableSteph well that's a shame. I was looking forward to getting back in touch with you.

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@InfinityGodKy who is everything going? I'm not sure I know what you mean. Heh...

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@HuggableSteph don't vanish now, I just got back to this place!

[Professor Maple @ProfessorMaple]

@InfinityGodKy you're not the only one.