"I used to think sharks were my friends!"
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โ and well . . . you were like the dad I never had. you took me in when no one else wanted me, if it werenโt for you Iโd probably be dead. โ he laughs to himself.
โ thank you for being there, youโre the best dad. โ
โ well, at least thatโs how you reacted with your Dib. โ he smiles and puts his hand on Membrane shoulder.
โ Iโm not sure how โ my โ father reacted, we havenโt talked since I was fifteen. โ
"Y-yes.. I just love babies so much. You should have seen me when you first came out of incubation... I cried just as much as you did while you were trying out your new lungs..."
Ah. I see....
/Membrane averts his gaze. He was also emotionally neglectful towards Dib. Not a straight up sack of shit that even thought for a second that his child should have never been born, but still.../
...Listen, his father was neglectful and kicked him out of his out and onto the the street. Todd let me do that on that I became his new parent, and, you know, actually be a fucking parent this time. The man deserved that for neglecting a child like that.
13 I believe. He's a real nice nice kid, and I think he's happy to have me as his new dad. I have been practically taking care of him for years though.
Oh. No no. Raising him from the dead to be an actual living breathing intelligent human with his original soul was a complex process.
Todd. That's adorable. How old is he?
Yep, his name is Todd, but he usually goes by Squee? Also, I have another nephew? Who's UNDEAD??
{ Suddenly gets worried- }
The dead aren't rising are they? Cause in that case I've pissed off a lot of corspes.