Professor Membrane

(Parody account) Mun is 20. Muse is 42. There may be mature themes, minors be warned.

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

"I used to think sharks were my friends!"
-Crack/Serious RP
-(N)SFW, occasionally lewd
-Not new to RP (6+ years experience)
-Not new to character
-Multiship w/ chemistry
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[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

"He is so cute... I don't know if he is your uncle in /your/ universe...but you could name him after Johnny."

[dib 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @m3mbran3]

“ I’m not sure yet. he was born only a few hours ago - I didn’t expect it to happen today . . . because SOMEONE didn’t tell me about it. “

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

"...I am glad I was able to help you.." Membrane bounces the baby a bit in his arms. "Whats the baby's name?"

[dib 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @m3mbran3]

“ and well . . . you were like the dad I never had. you took me in when no one else wanted me, if it weren’t for you I’d probably be dead. “ he laughs to himself.

“ thank you for being there, you’re the best dad. “

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

"...I'm sorry. But.. I am here for you. Always. You are like...well. A son I never had. Because you /are/ my son but I didn't make you."

[dib 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @m3mbran3]

“ well, at least that’s how you reacted with your Dib. “ he smiles and puts his hand on Membrane shoulder.

“ I’m not sure how ‘ my ‘ father reacted, we haven’t talked since I was fifteen. “

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

"Y-yes.. I just love babies so much. You should have seen me when you first came out of incubation... I cried just as much as you did while you were trying out your new lungs..."

[dib 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @m3mbran3]

“ are you okay ? “

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Membrane nods, tears rolling down his face. He is normally so stoic--

[dib 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @m3mbran3]

“ Isn’t he adorable ? He’s our fifth one . . .

Would you like to hold him ? “

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Sobbing
"Its a baby!! Oh... So cute... Looks just like my own little hybrid babies..."

[dib 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @m3mbran3]

Holding his new baby out to @ProfessorMemby !!

“ guess who. “

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

((bored))

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

((hGdbsgshxb ignore that last tweet I forgot Membrane knew about Squee))

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Alright! I'm excited for you to meet my brother!!

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Dibby!! My precious bean!! Are you almost packed?

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Where is my son....

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Ah. I see....
/Membrane averts his gaze. He was also emotionally neglectful towards Dib. Not a straight up sack of shit that even thought for a second that his child should have never been born, but still.../

[:【 Z? 】: @OfBladesXBlood]

...Listen, his father was neglectful and kicked him out of his out and onto the the street. Todd let me do that on that I became his new parent, and, you know, actually be a fucking parent this time. The man deserved that for neglecting a child like that.

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

You know...
/slides a finger across his neck/
...to his parents...

[:【 Z? 】: @OfBladesXBlood]

What?

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

You didn't... Did you...?

[:【 Z? 】: @OfBladesXBlood]

13 I believe. He's a real nice nice kid, and I think he's happy to have me as his new dad. I have been practically taking care of him for years though.

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Oh. No no. Raising him from the dead to be an actual living breathing intelligent human with his original soul was a complex process.

Todd. That's adorable. How old is he?

[:【 Z? 】: @OfBladesXBlood]

Yep, his name is Todd, but he usually goes by Squee? Also, I have another nephew? Who's UNDEAD??

{ Suddenly gets worried- }

The dead aren't rising are they? Cause in that case I've pissed off a lot of corspes.

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

((....Should I flip my Deni account to Keef or Zim....hmmm.....))

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Hm? I have another nephew? And you have one as well. Dib is... I don't want to say undead because he isn't- but rather he is alive again..?

[:【 Z? 】: @OfBladesXBlood]

Brother, I'd like you to meet your other nephew.

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

...I probably worried you. Um. Hm. I mean I trust him enough that I would let you stay there...and I know he wouldn't let anything happen to you...

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

Its not...*too* ba- Oh who am I kidding its really really bad. Just. Don't ask what he does.

..You do have a baby cousin.

[Professor Membrane @ProfessorMemby]

...Just... Don't tell the cops where he lives. Just in case. Your uncle does...an unconventional kind of work.