J-Bo 🏴‍☠️

High-functioning midwit.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

A big key to my gaining a more steady stream of tranquility in my life was accepting that people are just monkeys who can talk.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@lilchiva @maenadea @Aella_Girl My bad that I misnamed Veronica.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@lilchiva @maenadea @Aella_Girl My bad. I find Aella predictable, the intelligent sexpot stereotype. I can predict her opinion about anything with a high degree of accuracy.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@lilchiva @maenadea @Aella_Girl Victoria better be one hell of an interesting person because aella aint

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@skibidimarsey Lol no this is what women are literally for.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@zanyzan311 Lol some sucker will pay her for it

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@GreenTextRepost Never happened lol

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

I'm pretty stoked about ejaculating freely and without any worries. Just let it fly.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

I got the snip. It wasn't bad. My balls swelled up for a few days but honestly it wasn't painful at all.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@FrenlyOfficer I imagine dating this broad. All she ever talks about is sex. She literally makes sex boring. Why can't she get a hobby?

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@ohhanxiety No grand canyon I don't really care about it

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@FrenlyOfficer 😂

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

My balls are swelled up a bit from the snip but it honestly wasn't as bad as I imagined it would be.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

The 40 is going to be more fun 9/10, but the 21 is going to be tighter most likely. Tough call.

[Charles Murray @charlesmurray]

I think you'd be surprised by how many men over 40 would say 40 instead of 21 about women.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

She is the hottest woman on Earth.

[Emily Youcis @AlfredAlfer77]

My 35th and final birthday

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

As it turns out, I am hotter than I give myself credit for. Exactly the opposite issue. I don't know what to do with it.

[lilchiva @lilchiva]

Good Morning, Anon.

I have come to the sad conclusion that I think I'm better looking than I am. This is a distressing turn of events. It turns out that I have extreme Positive Illusory Bias in a whole slew of domains. I don't know if I'll ever recover from the shame.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@lilchiva I came to the very opposite conclusion.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

About half the women at my jim prance around and do the treadmill for a couple of minutes, the stair master for like 30 seconds, and just sort of flit around aimlessly. Why? 🤔

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

I just picked up my waitress at waffle house 😂

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@SpaceWoot I don't get Primus even a little and I have tried.

[J-Bo 🏴‍☠️ @professorofboot]

@Morrigan_Astro Are you just standing there in your nursing bra?