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@na29784707 @ASo1omons That lack of tattling on you is going to start becoming much more attractive very soon. 👍🏻

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@N76247476Man Norfolk pines? They’re tropical, just had to cut down 5 that didn’t survive the freezes we had in Florida earlier this year.

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@TheRightMelissa Money…it’s always about the money.

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New tow company. ETA 90-120 minutes.

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@StellantisNA nothing like buying your first Ram truck and having the transmission go out in less than 3 months and 4400 miles. The kicker is that I’ve had it to the dealership several times because of “service transmission” lights…

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Keeps getting better. The tow showed up with a flatbed…that’s not going to work as the truck is INSIDE the parking garage. This detail was included in the form I submitted online (but could only submit after a payment was processed). I think I’m now waiting for either a new company that can help or the original company to go swap trucks. Not clear…

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I have never regretted a major purchase so quickly in my life…

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…just to have them clear the error and say “we can’t replicate the issue”. $82 for a tow (because I’m more than 7 miles away from a dealership) and I will never buy another Ram truck.

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@SteveGuest Hell, I bought a $5.99 can of pepper spray…and it came with a belt clip AND a laser pointer!

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@HustleBitch_ Tell me you’ve never field cleaned a Tom without telling me you’ve never field cleaned a Tom.

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@realEstateTrent Best. Reuben. Ever.

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@SouthwestAir how is it fair that my wife pays $80 ($160 round trip) to check bags, when folks check them for free at the gate?! She does the right thing and is penalized…won’t make that mistake ever again.

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@elonmusk …just the tip.

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@catturd2 AI still has issues drawing hands? That’s disappointing. …or does Trump actually have 2 thumbs on his left hand??

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@3YearLetterman Damn you, coach…I was doing ok until the last line as he was wrapping up. You could hear he started cracking right there at the end. I’m not crying…you’re crying 😭

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@scs_real Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick…please tell me that’s a troll account! 🤪

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@LookingOver I was going to say Lego, hands down…but your ear story - even if it ended up just a prop - wins!

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@OrangeCoFL FYI, I’ve reached out to [email protected] (both email and phone) and have been told “no ETA, we’ll fit you in when we can”…which then leads to my billing credit question if we don’t see anyone until next week.

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@OrangeCoFL neither our trash nor recycling was picked up today. University Estates, Gainesborough Dr 32826

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@OrangeCoFL What is the process for whatever # of the 350+ homes in University Estates HOA that didn’t receive service this week to receive a credit on their next bill for services not received…assuming the entire week is missed and we don’t see collection until next week?