Professor Oak

Hi! I've spent my whole life researching Poke'mon. Take my Poke'dex with you. It's Empty. I also have a grandson....I think

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Gotta catch em all right? #pokemon

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

The weather is finally nice enough out to go catch Pokémon

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Just remember to stay bundled when you’re out there catching arctic Pokémon

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

It’s been quite awhile. No I haven’t been asleep, just researching Pokémon.

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Wait wha? I've been asleep for awhile again haven't I. Anyway are you a boy or a girl ?

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Holy crap I overslept

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Machoke indeed

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

@PokemonNurse a penguin, yaknow those deli birds you treat

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

It's too damn hot out here for a penguin

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

So then she says to me, what's Pokemon? To with which I replied check please

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Apparently the settings on the toaster are minutes, all this time I thought it was how toasted did you want the bread

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Some people ask why I don't tweet everyday. Maybe cuz I'm a Muther Trucking scientist and I've got a lab to run. These aides don't do shit

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

It's a beautiful morning to wake up and catch Pokemon

[Pokémon Memories @PokeMemories]

I came across this on the internet and now i wanna buy splatoon! Lol

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Bruce Jenner ain't got shit on ditto #Pokemon #Jenner

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

Why you gotta be so rude.... Don't you know I'm only a trainer tooooooo

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

I love Pokemon! #Pokemon

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

#TheBlacklist sounds like a team rocket bucket list

[Professor Oak @ProfessorsOak]

“@Excitable_Aura: @ProfessorsOak Oak's online #BestDayEver”. Day light savings time can be a tricky thing, I tend to oversleep