Dickmitized Bird

PHD in Soyim and Goyim Studies

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

@AngelicaOung Seljuk, karahanid, ghaznevid, syria seljuks, zengi dynasty, göktürks, proto turks, Khwarazm dynasty etc there are many interesting periods and empires and dynasties in Turkish history. Just focusing on Ottomans is not enough

[kyls ⁂ @kylswitchh]

type of bitch a man dates and then he’s evil as fuck towards new women for the rest of his life

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Ofc the key is HER initiating the astrology talk, not you

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

If a girl initiated astrology during convo she is just looking an excuse to get fucked by you. She will find some kind of compability with whatever astrology chart you have

[Audrey Porne of the Dead @AudreyPorne]

when girls bring up astrology, some guys fumble it so badly by ranting about how fake it is. my guy, she is trying to fuck you.

"What time were you born?" is only one step away from "How big is your hand compared to mine?"

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

"I normalized rape culture mein bruder"

"Heil Hitler"

"Heil Hitler"

[Charlie Knot @chuck_says_yes]

the normalization of casual misogyny like this directly contributes to rape culture. if you’re against what happened at cornell, you need to be against this too.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Man, liberals still really freak out about not controlling every inch of comedy on TV huh?

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

I love women in gym wearing like whores it is a good sight and i will never stop looking at those fine asses

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Free pussy

[Jennifer @Draven1683]

@Billswingsranch @nbcsnl Don’t view women’s bodies as free commodities you piece of shit. Fuck you and your patriarchal bullshit

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Heil Hitler

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

She’s not dressed like a whore, you think like a rapist.

[Jordan B @JordanBVide0s]

This isn’t “rage bait,” very common sentiment from men over 45 who are GirlDads & take everything women say at face value bc they’re inherently simps & can’t fathom women being duplicitous

The fact that “Go take a shower” is on here… yea his balls live in his wife’s purse

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

What if someone called you a whale or a rhino or a fatso or simply "addressed" you whenever you were in a room?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

men calling me a “whore” is always so funny. like ok the insult here is that one of us is having lots of sex. and it’s me??

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Another girldad. His face resembles smug soyjak. At this point im convinced all girldads have same phenotype and all lack same brain functions to make them think like men. Their brains are troon coded

[Garrett @grumpyxsnorlax]

Hahaha women are whores and they wear shorts at the gym hahahaha look at me I can't sexually harass women at the gym without them recording me hahahaha I'm so funny because I hate women ahhahaha. God men aren't lonely enough.

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

@marvelmwah Are you one of the whores in the gym?

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Abomination girl you are below 1/10 they are all your looksmatches. Those ugly dudes are above your league you look like you're out of the movie The Thing. Fucking hell ur mom must've shat you in closet rather than giving a birth

[Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇳 @zapatas_mom]

I’m sorry, but this is precisely where I think there is a big disconnect. Men, genuinely in their bones, believe themselves to be average or even slightly above average.
Theyre not.
A lot of them are low tier men.
The women on the dating apps get BOMBARDED with men who are so far below their league is just parody. Hideous men. Truly ugly men. They dont have facial deformities but they’re very ugly. The women they are pursuing are average or above average. IVE SEEN IT MYSELF. So, yes, if a 2 man is pursuing a 6 woman… like thats not gonna happen!

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Why all male feminists look very ugly and repulsive?

[Emilio @TheFilmMaestro]

I dont know what turns my stomach more, the fact that Shane Gillis was on Saturday Night Live tonight and said women at the gym “dress like whores” or that there was people in that audience who found his disgusting bit of so-called humor funny. #SNL

[SqueezyMcJibz @SqueezyMcJibz]

"Girl Dads" are nothing more than incestual freaks trying to make their daughter into the perfect mate FOR THEM. Check their socials, half the photos are them pawing their daughters, with maybe a few family photos where they stoically throw an arm around the ol nag they married.

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Just bring flowers bro trust me

[ovy ꨄ🦋 @OVYrct]

you fell in love with what you thought we could be. that’s not really my fault

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Girldads be like: I raised sluts and prostitutes but when it comes to dating or marriage my girls know their values. All those gangbangs multiplied their values

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

Married girldads are the last persons anyone who should take advice from.

[Devin Youngblood @devinyoungblood]

Lets be honest the out of tough person is the one making excuses. Times can change but people and experiences dont. Everyone struggles. Untill they dont. Let me ask you, are you getting your advice on dating from single guys? or do you think the best advice would come from people who have been married for a while and know how to keep a relationship going? And before you reply, think about it in these terms: if you want to be a millionaire, do you ask your low life friend that does math how to become a millionaire, or do you ask a millionaire?

[Dickmitized Bird @ProfessorSoyim]

How many gangbangs your daughters had? At least 5, right? How many of them involved men of different ethnicities? Almost all of them, right?

[Shaun McKnight @ShaunMcKnight]

Having a few adorable, smart, & hard-working single daughters… I fully SECOND this post! 🙋🏻‍♂️