Professor Taters

Rockstar of Science from the world's greatest state - Indiana. PhD from South Central Louisiana State University.

[Professor Taters @ProfessorTaters]

Well I caved... By popular request, I Professor Tetas, am now on Twitter to share my expertise with the world.

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the re-re-re-re-re-re-release of Skyrim looks pretty good

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@TRHLofficial @thephil1 @charliekirk11 Excuse me Dr Phil and Wendy. As a Rockstar of Science I would tell you that arguing under Charles post is childish behavior and would NOT be tolerated in my classroom

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@LindseyPelas @emilysears Emily, has Lindsay ever told you about Australia's loss to Emu during their biggest war in history?

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@charliekirk11 @elonmusk Hey Charles, I just heard you're a fan of beavers.

You've probably heard of me, as I'm a world renowned scientist. But I'm also @tonyhawk's personal taxidermist. May is interest you in one of my fine beavers?

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@giknowsball @IowaChill Excuse me Gianni. I see that you know balls, but I'm a Rockstar of Science with many peer reviewed papers, so I must tell you that it's really obvious you haven't actually met Drake.

Would you like me to introduce you to him?

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@Kanthan2030 @zhang_heqing Indiana and it's little brother, Iowa, would never let the PRC push them around the way India allows them.

You can quote me on that. I'm a world renowned volunteer fireman after all.

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@THR Ben asked me how i felt about him getting a divorce a couple weeks ago while he shopped for one of my fine taxidermist raccoons.

I told him as a world leader of Science that it was a risky move. Clearly "Jenn-ethy" as he likes to refer to her, knows the location of his Batcave

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@RepJasmine Excuse me Jazzy, but I found this picture of you playing with hot wheels while I was doing research for my next academic journal entry.

As a Rockstar of Science with many fans I recommend you stop this childish behavior.

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@PeteButtigieg Excuse me Mr. Butter Bridge. As a world renown volunteer fireman I think it's important to point out that in no way has russia caused an alien invasion in Ukraine or anywhere as a matter of fact. Please get your facts straight.

[Professor Taters @ProfessorTaters]

Tis I Professor Taters & I'm back from another long academic excursion that included many prestigious locations worldwide.

I hope that you'll enjoy my upcoming documentaries and academic journals.

There is a lot of knowledge that I am back to share with the world as only i can

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@sage_stage Of course, Mr. Stage. Personally I'm a Rockstar of Science with many fans of my published works.

This is all thanks to my teaching career. I've also won numerous taxidermy awards. I'm the only taxidermist that @tonyhawk trusts.

I can't think of a better role model than myself

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@AOC Actually a statue is normally made of marble or concrete.

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@davidhogg111 @c_cockley David, just because you come from a family of pork producers, it doesn't mean you are smarter than the average bear.

For example, I am the first born child of a coal miner. I have made the big bucks publishing numerous academic articles. But you don't see me bragging.

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@lexilace_xox Okay Lexi. If you demand, I'll let you dust my academic medals.

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@g0th1c_br4inzz @mikollmao I'm a Rockstar of Science ™️. I'm only needy in regards to knowledge.

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@DrewAndrew___ @felixmeister @GalfPlays @MisterPerfectou @ShoahUkraine Did you know it was I, Professor Taters, who trained @McGruffatNCPC ?

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@Juicy_Jase I'm a volunteer fireman and I think I can help you get to the bottom of this.

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@enews As a Rockstar of science, I completely expect these body suits to be much more business casual than the typical bikini

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@akaDaniDaniels Hey Daniel long time, no see. I'm happy to see you have fulfilled your lifelong goal of drinking soda on camera

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@bennyjohnson As @tonyhawk's personal taxidermist I thought I might offer some expertise here. This is all because of inflation.

Most people have not heard of inflation, but I can assure you money is not as valuable anymore