Ulysses R. Garbaggio

Researcher of life, innovative thinker, reformist, philanthropist. Changing science one paper at a time.

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Responded to the Greek “expert” invitation to deliver a keynote. “Maybe”, I said. He thought I consider. This was, in fact, the title.

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Considering invitation of impertinent greek “expert” to deliver keynote at #HydraRiskWorkshop. Hide from annoying fans or make new friends?

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Visited Cambridge for #SECED2015. Organizers spotted me. Am in hiding ever since. At least confirmed that my shadow is longer than Newton's.

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Extended Unified Wavelet Theory snubbed at this year's awards. Monitoring upstart picked instead. Will formally complain #EMI2015Stanford

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Chicken surprise at a conference dinner? Probably serving Alaskan salmon at Bay Area prices would double the fee #EMI2015Stanford.

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Almost run over cyclist at #EMI2015Stanford. Californians should be more mindful of thoughtful researchers.

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@TerjeHaukaas @iiuunniioo Expect the unexpected

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As I follow no one, my timeline is full of my tweets.
Fair.

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Buenos Aires, 20-28C, no rain, zero undergraduate load, full research expectations. Revisiting my celebrated TANGent-Optimization method.

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Chairman suggested I mentor undergraduates. Not a bad time to reconsider research spot at the Universidad Tecnológica Nacional of Argentina.

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Long-awaited review arrived: English "is very confuse" and subject "intimidate well-know science". One or two glasses of Porto before reply?

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Thousands of letters arrived in my mansion asking me to tweet. Tweet.

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Still waiting for a working usb of the #2ECEES. If I don’t get it by Monday I’ll write a new volume myself

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Submitted review to Journal of Mechanics in Structures. Received new review request in 10'. Feel like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

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23.6mph gusty wind at 4:27pm. Bosporus bridge tertiary mode at 6.7sec, if Swiss still make good watches. Garbaggio 2013 model vindicated.

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Last day #2ECEES. Hopeless fan made neapolitan pasta mess of my Wavelet Subdomains. Will enjoy #Bosporus cruise instead.

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Another Europeanesque Rococo presentation:44 slides in 11', Comic Sans 10pt over blue background. Still dizzy.

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#2ECEES presentation delivered. Audience baffled & intrigued. Mission accomplished.

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Extended Grand Unification Theorem to type VI wavelet subdomains. #Hamam visit successful.

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#16ECEE rumored to be in Thessaloniki. Will they offer #bougatsa options with registration?