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26🌳 | Bo/ludo | Kinder IT teacher | Expert at avoiding responsibilities. Defender of Fiction. Interact at your own risk. 💊🔪|🫧🦊🍎

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

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[はく/Haku427 @WaveDog427]

数年かかってやっと開花しました。
部屋の日当たりが良い場所に飾ってください。
水をあげ過ぎないでください🌵

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

The actual problem is how they butchered the model for Kratos' wife when in theory, these two aren't that far apart timeline-wise. Also, how they purposefully butchered the actual face model's beauty by intentionally making her look like Steve Buscemi with a ginger wig.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

The amount of strawmaning Goyny fans are dishing out is incredible. Yeah, he's a God. Of war. He ages differently to mortals.

That's the entire thing with gods. Zeus was around since the titans and he looks no older than 80.

Same for Odin.

[Retro Yisus @RetroYisus77]

LOS IDIOTAS QUE PIDEN COHERENCIA EN UN VIDEOJUEGO.

Un guerrero espartano del siglo V a.C. viajando a Noruega ya es históricamente ridículo de por sí. Pero según el lore de God of War: Kratos mata a Zeus en la mitología griega (800-300 a.C.) y luego se muda tranquilamente a un mundo donde existen Odín, Thor y Freya (mitología nórdica del 800-1100 d.C.). Eso son más de 1.200 años de diferencia. O sea, Kratos ya es un ser que trasciende eras, continentes y panteones completos. El tipo es literalmente un viajero interdimensional mitológico. Pero claro… ahí sí no hay problema. El problema aparece cuando piden “realismo histórico” para el rostro de Laufey. Ahí de repente les importa la coherencia, la precisión cultural y la “representación correcta”. La misma gente que no tuvo ningún problema con un espartano calvo matando dioses griegos y después tomando café con enanos nórdicos, ahora llora por LA BELLEZA que unos piden en un personaje. Coherencia cero. Ideología identitaria hasta en los tuétanos.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@TempestTheEepy Ollo

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@Zeroshiki23 Apuntale a cosas lindas.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@shiorexia Alright but she's asking the real questions. Will it?

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@didhesayhisname We banned murder for most cases save self defense, we can definitely ban an abortion and punish those who practice outside very specific circumstances.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

How is that the baby's fault?

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@Manicton @probablytired2 @ahegao_horror @Day_Walker_666 @Allosaurus_gr8 @Lord_Slothy That's a frog not a tree

[Alonso 🇪🇸 @alonso_dm]

Todos los hombres son violadores en potencia. Salvo los violadores de verdad, que son buenas personas en potencia.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Female humor is just copying male humor and making it as unfunny as possible

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@probablytired2 @ahegao_horror @Day_Walker_666 @Allosaurus_gr8 @Manicton @Lord_Slothy You said blow up?

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@ChibiReviews The miasma containers are indeed vital to the entire season.

[Yvraine @gwentandbolters]

Why is this so accurate though?

[DaiChan @Daily_c]

Good night 😴

[Gregoruvich🇸🇮🇵🇭 @Gregoruv]

@dyingscribe The "I choose the bear" crowd when you ask them if they already blocked their rapist.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

A lot of people need to wake up to the fact that actual super villains exist and too many of them are the scientist and doctors we are told constantly to trust unquestioningly.

[Sleepy-Evie @EveCaptura]

"Lotus, I'm trying to sneak around, but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the Grineer."
#Warframe

[LUKEY ✣ @VERYKOOLLUKEY]

This meme set women back 100 years