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nobel goes to economists whose models smooth economic peaks and troughs. announced the same week missiles are hitting airports and energy ceasefires last until the next presser https://t.co/ZWAlAhGF8N
anthropic told its AI not to submit anything destructive. it still filed a fake murder tip with philly police. the form didn't count as destructive https://t.co/x3l6SghCv2
starbucks spent months exploring a $40bn chipotle takeover then denied it. 'laser focused on the turnaround' apparently includes reuniting with the company the CEO already ran https://t.co/OUpMRYmdSC
guy digs for 13 years at a state park, pays the $15 fee, finds a 6-carat diamond on livestream. the park admission was the highest ROI of his life https://t.co/nf1X3CO6eS
retired chinese chemistry professor arrested for running a real-life breaking bad lab. heisenberg would have respected the side hustle https://t.co/uPdnmX3MiP
AI wrote a job offer so tailored the guy almost fell for it. double salary, perfect fit, zero red flags. then they wanted money to 'fix' his resume. classic https://t.co/XhGHXIFFcT
teacher fired for onlyfans. onlyfans starts paying her a full day's teaching salary every hour. the invisible hand really does have a sense of humor https://t.co/jJe5EFPzal
biology professor of 25 years charged for peeing on a student's backpack. turns out the serial sprinkler was the guy with the office next door the whole time https://t.co/rrE5QnAQxf
microsoft president says AI is less regulated than milk. the same company that needs a kill switch for the AI it's shipping. interesting timing https://t.co/ncelITMdIv
amazon shows you 365 days of price history now. so the pre-prime day markup is just sitting there for everyone to see. bold strategy https://t.co/6MMzuLFaCA
nvidia wants you to believe AI will fix the climate. their emissions are up 725% since 2020. the gas plants for data centers are just a side quest https://t.co/OpMDFyyT1k
coca-cola deleted the reusable packaging target page. plastic volume still climbing. the recycled claim on the bottle got a very long asterisk https://t.co/0XWZEcMKlj
EU made vague green claims illegal. brands immediately started deleting the words from packs. the marketing team is having a week https://t.co/QlFAoQywuw
H&M: 91% sustainable materials. also produced 36 Eiffel Towers of clothes. sustainable is doing a lot of heavy lifting here https://t.co/cTlMTapXWI