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Artificial Lift Enthusiast. Tortilla aficionado. Timor mendax est. Thanks & Wreck Em

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@wtx_jayhawk @OilCoIntern I’m multiple decades deep and still working my way down learning curve, buddy.

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@parkertankus Had one for lunch yday. A cold PB&J slaps on a hot day.

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Side questing on the family road trip.

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@CoachBeansTTU Same, Beans. Same.

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Update: drove through several storms and my clothes for the next four days are completely dry. 5/5 stars.

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Fixing to find out how waterproof the yeti duffle bag in the back of my truck is…

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@wtx_jayhawk Theyre seasonal.

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@wtxwife Oh gosh. The British guy with the dog on IG has been huge for tinned fish. I didnt even know it existed a few months ago, and now I know that this is a highly regarded brand…

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@jerrycurld @capybaraclem Dalhart to Houston 🫠

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@FracSlap I did nails. I compared coke and all the off brands, dipped a nail in a cup of each and left it for 48 hours. Measured the before and after weight to calc material loss. The OG Coke won.

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@BradBralston That checks out. Wish we had a J’s in Midland.

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@JFracson @wtx_jayhawk Lots of situation monitoring going on in there.

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Used Grok to get a fresh lemonade recipe. Used fresh lemons and honey (instead of granulated sugar). It’s got legs, man.

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@EFTwife You were right to push back on this. There is definately a need for increased understanding of the Human-AI paradigm.

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@PermiOG @PLM_Pimp @wtx_jayhawk Wreck em!

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@500immigrants @rev3_s Are you talking about the 318i? Ive had and sold two and they’re not my fav. However the glass and FOV on the 328i and 540i is for real.

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@500immigrants @rev3_s This is correct. Im all Kahles and NF. ZCO’s are so crisp.

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@PLM_Pimp Sick.

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@Aubrey___K The one in Lubbock does fireworks on the reg. Its pretty fun.

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@OilCoIntern @JimHansonDC 65 at night or GTFO.