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Stuck under the map

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Putting this on my resume

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Stranger things season 5 feels like a fan fiction from a queer Reddit page about what would happen if the gay looking kid was actually gay

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Average Texas class

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Fortune writing intern went crazy with this one

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Allow one app to “track your activity across other companies' apps and websites” and all the sudden you start getting the most relatable ads ever…

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@danieskl_

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Shrink this shit #fakeSECschool

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@4PF_teidpod 3 strikes… “ccccc-CYA BATTAH”-- over zealous black ump making $13.50/hour calling little league games

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@DubaiFrank_ Don’t think that kid can get any smaller

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These freshman just keep getting younger

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Book club but everyone gets really racked and talks about severance theories for 6 hours

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Ya mom actually my plan for the future is winning a million dollars from having a perfect bracket this year

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Someone’s future wife got “married” on the sae flawn tonight

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@justinwking18 The Penguin

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Bro you look sick wearing shorts when it’s 36° outside. You must be sooooo tolerant of the cold

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

I went to Georgia and found the BEST FIDDLE PLAYER. Then I offered him a fiddle made of SOLID GOLD. There's just ONE CATCH...

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@BrooksAustinBA Offensive play calling, get bobo the fuck out of Athens

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Georgia fans: “can we score ??”

Dillon Bell :

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@jugboij Just more proof how much whores suck

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@jugboij Not nearly as soft as punting on 4th and 1/2 a yard (Dabo Sweeney)