Professor Sarcasm

I'm a University Professor. I have opinions. Sometimes I share them right here on twitter!

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Once I get tenure I'm going to be so mean to all of you on here.

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

This is clown stuff. Stick to telling folks what to wear for Halloween 👍👍

[Nicholas A. Christakis @NAChristakis]

Look at this dangerous, racist drivel by Barnor Hesse. Racism is a real problem. But this is not helping the cause of reducing its unacceptable impact on our society.

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Been awhile but now I am back!

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It was transphobic garbage. But way to just tweet through it, a disgrace!

[Sage Methods @Sage_Methods]

Our earlier tweet was factually inaccurate, for which we apologize. It was sent without sufficient context checking. ONS guidance for Census 2021 questions on sex and gender identity can be found here: https://t.co/41hpnUaPoR

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Thoughts and prayers.

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

At the museum today, none of the hominids had a racist bone in their bodies either. 🤔 #billmaher

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

(Necktie) Diversity

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Who thinks Jimmer Fredette deserves another shot in the league?

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Thumbs up for Macklemore, best rapper of all time.

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Who wants mayo on both sides of that sandwich?

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Straightforward from here:
(1) investigate trump russia ties
(2) impeach trump
(3) donny jr. ascends throne

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

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[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

BREAKING: A copy of Flynn's letter of resignation.

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Girl,

If I've got to live in a fascist kleptocracy, then at least I get to share it with you.

#ValentinesDay

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Thinking of offering TA positions only to women & ethnic minorities.

It's not exactly a white male ban... more like extreme vetting.

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Is there a prediction market for nuclear winter yet? @FiveThirtyEight @PredictWise

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Before this authoritarian state a long-suffering manuscript making it through peer review would've meant something. Now. Shrug emoji.

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Me: If you give me materials BEFORE our meeting I can be more helpful.
Grad: I did.
Me: <checks email> But, you sent at 3am.
Grad: ..
Me: ..

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

Can we all just skip to mid-January when all our #resolutions have failed? #HappyNewYear #NYE2016

[Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm]

MILLENIALS!!!

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