Professor Sparkleton

she/her
professional desire path maker priv @longlivthething

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

I feel like I'm truly living for the first time ever

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

Friend asked me for fragrance recs today. This is it, I've peaked

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

Guess the movie

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@fuzzybluerain https://t.co/58Rg7ctDei

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

Sorted my watchlist by highest average rating, who wants to do the most insane quadruple feature ever with me

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@funkyfrog19 And then your day gets fixed with chainsaw man

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

Fucked up how polaroids say "do not put in mouth" what if it's a really hot picture of my girlfriend 🤨

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@z0e_manz GIRL YOU

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

I GET TO GO SEE PHOEBE BRIDGERS IN DÜSSELDORF WITH MY GAY WIFE 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

A good letterboxd top 4 should contain:

1 really sweet wes anderson movie
2 studio ghibli movie about the princess of the forest spirits
3 awesome lesbian movie that nobody has watched
4 timeless movie with Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart during ww2

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

Has anyone watched Kick-Ass (2010)

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@fuzzybluerain MEEEEE

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

They should invent a nair thats not the most evil substance ever

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@z0e_manz WELL SHE'S RIGHT

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@angelmoding

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

this is how murakami writes female characters

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@transgazer I thought they got swept mb

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

@z0e_manz 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[Professor Sparkleton @ProfSparkleton]

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR A JEFF THE KILLER FRANCHISE

[zade @tyl0saur]

if backrooms is good the lesson should ideally be “lets have faith in young creators to make something new” and not “lets make more creepypasta adaptations”