Professor WiseAss

Professor Wallace Wally WiseAss

Humanity first

Make a hopeful future

Defund Israel

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

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[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

@japan_nobunaga He is a man possessed by a great kami of fire, many men wish for this spirit to aid in the making of great feasts during the summer months, it's name Barba-que know it and respect the flames

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

We really gotta refresh Hollywood faster so shit like this can happen

[Seagull (Jacob) ✡️ Dragon Man Stan Account @Seagull_Comics]

Pitch for a comedy movie where an actor gets knighted and finds out it actually initiates some ancient role and makes him to join the royal army and fight against evil wizards or some shit. Now real life Idris Elba has gotta duel Merlin to save the UK

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

If he isn't voiced by Goku you have already failed

[𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶 𝐀s̸s̸ꏳ𝐄 👽- #TENOÍ @_morijinn]

A Kratos vs Wukong boss fight would be funny af because Kratos would be fighting with everything on the line then when you beat him it’s revealed it’s just a clone while real Wukong is bored af drawing pictures in the sand with his staff

[sledge ☆ roy goode's .38 @goodesatreboda]

I was inspired

[Cain🩸 @TheCaptainHG]

Hellsing

[sai @icemjjfish]

the way it’s not even tiktok that caused this but this fuckass bird animation 😭

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

@BlackDumpling Obviously they weren't British

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

This was done with tight resources and endless effort and imagination. Humanware!

[Harry Pettit 🇱🇧🇵🇸 @HarrygPettit]

I saw the film Palestine 36 last night, while in Beirut. It portrays how the British kept handing Palestinian land to Zionist settlers, and how indigenous rural Palestinians organised armed resistance to fight back.

Two things. First, 'israel' clearly learned their brutal tactics for oppressing Palestinians from the British. Rounding up men, executing them, blowing up whole villages, setting fire to crops etc. etc. It is demonic that these same tactics are still being inflicted on Palestinians and Lebanese villages right now, and the world abandons them.

Second, why can't we humanise Palestinian resistance fighters now? The film heroised the men who took up arms. It is a disgrace that so few are willing to stand up for, defend, or humanise the men who are taking up arms against the occupation now. Maybe they will make films about them in 100 years when there is nothing riding on it.

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

@JamrockHobo Operant this mission is sooo fucked

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

Dude every crackhead and vengeful gamer is just gonna rip the copper out these fuckers lmao

[winkle. @w1nklerr]

A guy installed a mini Nvidia AI data center on his house and gets paid monthly

The box is the size of a small fridge and bolts right onto the wall.

Inside it is packed with Nvidia GPUs running AI workloads 24/7.

He hooked it up next to his AC and that was it.

Now the company pays him a flat fee for the power and Wi-Fi it uses.

He says it lands him around $2,500 a month straight into his account.

The unit even helps cool the side of his house, dropping his AC bill by $150.

That stacks to over $30,000 a year for doing literally nothing.

His mortgage is now fully paid by a box in his yard.

The crazy part is regular homes are quietly becoming AI infrastructure.

Save this, you are watching the next gold rush hit the suburbs.

[winkle. @w1nklerr]

A guy installed a mini Nvidia AI data center on his house and gets paid monthly

The box is the size of a small fridge and bolts right onto the wall.

Inside it is packed with Nvidia GPUs running AI workloads 24/7.

He hooked it up next to his AC and that was it.

Now the company pays him a flat fee for the power and Wi-Fi it uses.

He says it lands him around $2,500 a month straight into his account.

The unit even helps cool the side of his house, dropping his AC bill by $150.

That stacks to over $30,000 a year for doing literally nothing.

His mortgage is now fully paid by a box in his yard.

The crazy part is regular homes are quietly becoming AI infrastructure.

Save this, you are watching the next gold rush hit the suburbs.

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

Outta my way choom, I got eddies to make

[iGeekbb @igeekbb]

中国的外卖员，这套装备可以让你的奔跑速度来到50公里每小时。

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

@philgollins Seance magic

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

With everything we are hearing right now about ticks this seems like good information to share.

“Here’s what I’ve learned after more ticks than I care to count.
First, whatever your uncle told you, forget it. No matches. No nail polish. No Vaseline. No soap on a cotton ball. All of those do the same terrible thing, they stress the tick out, and a stressed tick empties its gut back into the bite before letting go. Which, if you think about what that actually means for a second, is literally how Lyme and the rest get transmitted so you’re not speeding up its exit. You’re making it throw up into you.
Fine-tipped tweezers. Grip right where the mouthparts enter the skin, not the body, the head. Pull straight up, steady, no twisting, no jerking. It’ll feel like it’s resisting because it is, the mouthparts are barbed. Just keep the pressure on and it lets go in a few seconds. If a piece breaks off in the skin, leave it alone. Your body pushes splinters out. Digging around with a needle does more damage then the fragment ever would.
Clean it with alcohol or soap. Wash your hands.
Now here’s the part most people skip: don’t flush the tick.
Tape it to an index card. Clear packing tape right over the body, write the date and where on your body it was, and stick the card in a drawer. If you come down with anything weird in the next 30 days, rash, fever, joint pain, that flu-that-isn’t-flu feeling, that tick goes with you to the doctor. Some labs will test the tick itself, which is faster and often more reliable than waiting for antibodies to show up in your own blood. A dated tick taped to a card is one of the most useful things you can hand a doctor who’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with you.
The other thing worth saying out loud: if the tick was engorged when you pulled it, and you can’t swear it was off your body within 24 hours, call your doctor that same day. Don’t wait for a rash. Fewer than three out of four Lyme cases even produce the classic bullseye. A single preventive dose of doxycycline within 72 hours of a deer tick bite cuts the Lyme odds way down, and most docs in tick country will write that prescription without giving you a hard time, especially if you walk in with the tick taped to a card and a clear timeline.”

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Industrial Hood Complex

[Professor WiseAss @ProfWiseAss]

Reading Yankee now, actual banger

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠☀️❤️‍🔥 @JadeAtrophis]

Good morning y'all! Rise and grind