Noah

High as a kite and just as carefree. Keep your head down. | Same writer as @BirdsNBadWords, semi-active

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

//A friend convinced me to come back to this stuff after like a 2 year haitus. Soo..please bear with me, I'm a little out of practice. Anywho I'm 22 yo with 11 years of experience, just a lil rusty. Hope y'all find me fun :)

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

//Ratioed by text squid, you already lost (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

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/ / (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Gonna

Attacc

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

// 4:3 くコ:彡

[⚔︎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝑷𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑻𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ࿐ @AlbIno_Tiefling]

/ / MOTHERFUGGER ÒCÓ

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

//I FORGOT LMAO SORRY

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

//FUCK

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"Aaaaah, let'm. I ain't meanin' no harm."

COUGH

"...not much. Should 'ear my American accent when I ain't down deep in...in...."

Fuck, he's lost his train of thought.

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

[literally LOSES HIS MIND LAUGHING. has to put the furbong down.]

OH GOD, STOP-- YOURE GONNA PISS HIM OFF OR...OR SOMETHIN...

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

Hard squinting

".....o rite, I just met yeh."

He straightens his back

"Y'mean like t h i s?"

Ahem-

"WEEL HOOOOWDY Y'ALL, WE'S NEEDIN' A DISPENSERMATIC RAAAIHT HERE, GIDDYUP NOW!"

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

[still cracking up, wiping tears from his eyes]

Listen, listen, half th' time I can't tell what th' hell everyone around here is sayin so I just nod an' say somethin like 'yeah sounds about right'. Th' accents around here are RIDICULOUS man.

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

Blink

blink blink

"Wot?"

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

...........[takes it back, snorts and laughs.]

Imma be honest, I have NO IDEA what th' hell you just said t' me.

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

C O U G H

"Ah, there's the good st-"cOUGH

"-uff."

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"Eh, forget 'bout it."

r i i i i i i i i i i i I I I I I I P P

"Once forgot I 'ad eyes after some right high-grade juice if y'know wot I mean. Spent 'n hour er two bumpin' imma God knows what."

He holds the bong back out, careful to keep a tight grip in case Scout drops it

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"Eh, forget 'bout it."

r i i i i i i i i i i i I I I I I I P P

"Once forgot I 'ad eyes after some right high-grade juice if y'know wot I mean. Spent 'n hour er two bumpin' imma God knows what."

He holds the bong back out, careful to keep a tight grip in case Scout drops it

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

...[sort of staring at him with his mouth slightly open. takes a full minute to hand it over.]

Oh, yeah, sorry man. Forgot I had arms.

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"Hitman's honor, mate."

He stares off blankly into space for a full eighteen seconds

"Mind 'notha pass, eh?"

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

[COugh cOUGH chOuGh]

Y-Yeah, I getcha. I'm too chill t' fight right now anyway. Just dont call me lil or anythin, alright? You already took a hit off th' sacred furbong, so ya gotta promise.

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"Got 'bout eight seconds'a fightin' left in me life, 'n a'm savin' that fer if I get mugged. Er, y'know, someone cuts 'n fronna me at the coffee shop."

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

Funny, I'll take it. Lil? Thems fightin words, pal. Ain't nothin lil about me, man! a

[Pauses. takes a fat hit.]

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

Blink blinks

"Yer a funny lil' fella. I like you."

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

Noah, easy enough t' remember.

[Slaps his hand like a high five and then fist bumps it]

Scout! Nice t' meetcha.

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"New 'round 'ere, friend. Name's Noah."

He offers out a hand, attempting a small smile

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

Woah-- GO GO GO!

[loud cheering, takes it back.]

Never seen anyone hit it that hard! How th' hell havent I seen you around before?

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

He takes a deep rip off the bong, holding it poker-faced for about fifteen seconds before handing it back.

"Thanks, mate. This is where the fun begins..."

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

[hands over the furbong]

Go ahead, man. Shit hits hard.

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"Ou'ova cursed abomination like T H A T?

Abso-bloody-lutely."

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

You wanna hit?

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

"Noice."

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

I have decided t' join th' war on drugs on th' side of drugs

[pulls out the furbong]

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

//YOOOOO NO WAY

[⚔︎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝑷𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑻𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ࿐ @AlbIno_Tiefling]

/ / Well stop it! Professional Sniper simp here -

ALSO HEY IT'S BEEN AGES

[Noah @ProfWStandards]

//We're all coordinated. We are taking over Twitter.

[⚔︎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝑷𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑻𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ࿐ @AlbIno_Tiefling]

/ / All you fuggen Snipers popping up are a hella tease XD