ari (she/her) 🦈🇹🇹

[ari (she/her) 🦈🇹🇹 @programmer_ari]

Why have our warning systems still failed us so badly, 12 years later?

https://t.co/1FG1Bo0hmL

[Everything Ole Miss @EverythingRebs]

Please do not @ this account unless your team is going to the College World Series

Thank you

[Olivia Hofer @oghofer]

Does he think women pick up knitting and embroidery from their boyfriends

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

Books don’t fix my problems but they do make me forget them for 400 pages.

[Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @The_Peach03]

This is allowed, stop talking like you're saying the west has fallen

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

YOU FOOLS LET THE REBS GET HOT

[Swayze Field @Swayze_CrazyBSB]

WE ARE GOING TO OMAHA!!!!!

[Ole Miss Baseball @OleMissBSB]

REBS ARE HEADED TO OLEMAHA😤😤

#HottyToddy x #Olemaha

[Oxford Police Department @OxfordPolice]

THEY LET THE REBS GET HOT #OLEMAHA 🔥⚾️

[🦋Lexi🦋 @CrypticTomes]

A bookstagrammer is going viral for trademarking the term “hot girls read” and is going for small business who sell items with the term….wow

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

The lack of morning weather balloons launched across the western and central U.S. is having a real, tangible impact on degrading forecast quality.

We can't look at weather balloon data that doesn't exist. We can't pump nonexistent data into models. We can't rely as heavily on models that don't "know" what's happening above our heads.

Today's severe weather forecast is less certain because we don't have weather balloon data to confirm the strength of jet stream winds aloft.

This is extremely frustrating, and is the result of logistical, organizational, political and budgetary decisions.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Tim @Timstillherelol]

If it snowed every winter for a decade in New Orleans, they'd have snow plows.

[carp @ GAY BASEBALL @thirtyskeletons]

out of state concert goers finding out that meriweather post pavilion is not in the District of Columbia but just straight up Columbia will never not be funny to me

[lucy⋆⭒.⋆ @tiwtdaflucy]

the way every big artist is skipping the midwest now is actually sickening and unfair to fans

[Sean Manning @SeanManning_1]

My favorite twitter discourse right now is Europeans believing their houses would survive and EF5 tornado all because Americans think they should get an A/C unit.

[Arsenal of Dememecracy 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🗽 @gaymergir]

"Do americans think they are the only nation on earth to experience tornadoes"

I mean, yeah? Pretty much?

[V. Chaos- Captain Ostomy 💀 @tropotropotropo]

Now I'm seeing ppl say why don't Americans tornado proof their houses...as someone who grew up near Joplin you cannot tornado proof a house lmao...you can get a tornado shelter and pray and that's about it

[✨ ♡✧Jackie✧♡✨ @eruhammy]

i legitimately cant stop reading tweets about the whole ube ice cream drama. 'drama.'
'he shouldn't say he invented it' he didn't
'he should give credit to SEA ppl' it's for AAPI month
'sorbetes is already vegan' it isnt sorbetes
'this doesn't help filipino farmers' ????