Ethan Archer

Formerly lost in the Bermuda Triangle. It may have scrambled my brain. I've seen, done and been through some things, man. I'm still a wrestler, though. Right?

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Tweet less, live more.

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There's such a thing as "selling followers?"

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@NeonCutthroat It wasn't really subtle, it was self explanatory. But I am pretty cool, yeah.

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@NeonCutthroat I would, but I don't have twenty-four seven to spend on Twitter. Racking up 41.6K tweets.

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@NeonCutthroat Well men in this "business" have always been whores, hence why I said Divas today.

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@NeonCutthroat Could be. But all I see these people tweet about is drinking, and fucking each other.

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Most Divas Divisions today be like: https://t.co/kZKqTHCbbx

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@_RomainEmpire Will it ruin the Fruit Loops experience?

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Is that true? https://t.co/52IdnFVszg

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@_RomainEmpire If I told you that, I'd have to kill you and @ParallaxNine might enjoy that a little too much. So come find out for yourself.

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@HartOfThorn @EverybodysBane This is your song from now on... https://t.co/k42DM5D89X

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@_RomainEmpire @ParallaxNine What can I say? The Bermuda Triangle does strange things to my man's mind, and penis.

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@HartOfThorn Oh yeah, that's a helpful tone. You know what? This is all time that could be better off spent fetching me my beverage.

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@_RomainEmpire @ParallaxNine Just like your underwear.

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@HartOfThorn #InjusticeGodsAmongUs much? https://t.co/BHm5yWjyzW

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@_RomainEmpire

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@HartOfThorn Watch I don't stab you with my Trident.

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@HartOfThorn Touché. I can't even deny that's exactly what I was thinking.

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@_RomainEmpire Twitter? Never heard of it.

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@HartOfThorn Y U NO LET ME SMOOTH HAIR?!