Big Ben's Bong

I'm a bell not a tower

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

"He paid $100 million to Donald Trump and what access, by God, he has got in return...

"Now, he wants to do the same in Britain".

Is Elon Musk planning on giving Nigel Farage $100m for his next election campaign?

@maitlis | @jonsopel | @lewis_goodall

https://t.co/YLVJlgzXFf

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

Feeling inferior coz I've only got 3 bins.

Who the fuck has seven bins?

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@GBNEWS More importantly, what's happening with Dan Wootton?

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This is absolutely on fire by @maitlis on Boris Johnson’s culture of lying

- and Guto Harri’s blithe willingness to be part of it. 🔥

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@369manifester Say what? https://t.co/DJnbsfwIsT #ThisMorning #HollyWilloughby #PhillipSchofield #AlisonHammond

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@Nick82043600 @Reverend_Makers @jeremycorbyn Mate, you literally look like a testicle.

[Dior @Dior]

Tailoring fit for royalty.

Dior is honored to have dressed Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, for the coronation of King Charles III in a custom design by Kim Jones. Seen arriving at Westminster Abbey, gain an insight into the savoir-faire of his three-piece suit next.

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

He's a friend of the family who live in his constituency.

You're pathetic anyway, but you might want to take this back as not only does it make you look ill informed, but also crass, desperate and a complete and utter tool to boot 🤗

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

A truly awful crime. See also: the two terror attacks that happened only 3 days ago, about which Jeremy apparently has nothing to say.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have responded to an apology by The Sun for Jeremy Clarkson's column on Meghan

https://t.co/bVs5TZFCEu

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@DaveS135 @fesshole If my husband looked like Dave, I'd have added an extra packet of condoms.

Imagine that on top of you 🤮

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

I didn't even have time to change my Twitter handle to something about Liz Truss.

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@EssexPR Call an immediate General Election.

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@Hamudi75861908 So ugly you have no photo on your profile 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@Hamudi75861908 @SpeakerPelosi Hey ugly, she's not going to shag you.

Nobody wants to shag you.

Maybe that's your problem.

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@RamiAbiSaab1 Up your arsehole with a giant penis?

I knew it!

Bet you love it.

[Linda Magix T 🎗🗣🐾💚🤍💜 @linmagic]

Who do you think should be PM?

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@DragonTaffy57 @Lordflashh3art Says the ugly old man who sits at home wanking into crisp packets after knocking back viagra.

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@LozzaFox ...and even they wouldn't want to sleep with you.

Odd that you spent Father's Day focusing on this, but I guess Billie doesn't like leaving the kids with their weird, obsessive and pathetic Father for too long.

[Big Ben's Bong @ProgressOntime]

@richjones1975 Old & ugly to boot.

Never gonna happen, mate.

Give it up and join a Dominoes club.

[Ryan Love @RyanJL74]

The way Miriam Margolyes goes from 0-100 in seconds is absolutely sensational