Chaney the Vampire Slayer

it feels like we have done this before 💫 MemeMagician For Hire 🪄

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

Eddie Bravo has always been a real one… Callen on the other hand has always been CFR.

12/4/2016

PIZZAGATE IS STILL REAL.

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

NO ONE can convince me this is Martha Stewart.

#greatreplacementtheory

[New York Post @nypost]

Martha Stewart delights fans with major hair transformation, days after 85th birthday https://t.co/1BrWdn3vjY

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

It’s not falling short on me, who’s podcasts Hunter is making rounds on.

Noted. 🗒️

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

Tucker is so deep state 🤿

He needs to start selling his own scuba gear.

[New York Post @nypost]

Hunter Biden tells laptop lies in fib-filled Tucker Carlson interview https://t.co/9RHYRUkpZ9

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

Tit-mancy was NOT on my bingo card.

[New York Post @nypost]

I got a boob job from a dead person's fat - and it ruined my breasts forever https://t.co/BHHnZ7MMst

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

No one calls out her grey hairs…

They do call out her for being the child used to groom America, and her acting like non of it happened.

Very “glib,” imo. 🥸

[New York Post @nypost]

Brooke Shields expertly shuts down ‘bully’ for calling out her gray hairs and wrinkles https://t.co/bIlxLLGggt

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

Slow clap.

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

🚨 BREAKING: Acting AG Blanche and FBI Director Patel announce a grand jury has INDICTED leftist NGO Southern Poverty Law Center on 11 COUNTS

This is MASSIVE!

SPLC said they were "fighting white supremacy," but they were "MANUFACTURING the extremism it purports to expose" by PAYING sources to "stoke racial hatred," per Acting AG Blanche

Best part? They've been charged in the Middle District of Alabama!

They're SCREWED! 🔥

SPLC has been hit with SIX counts of wirefraud, four counts of bank fraud, and one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering.

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

This literally killed babies in their mother's wombs.

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

It’s not beer… it’s fermented Adrenochrome 😱

[New York Post @nypost]

'Exceptionally' well-preserved beer dating back two millennia discovered inside ancient bronze vessel https://t.co/NmIVSJG4f2

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

Does it make you have a John of God baby factory, though?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Oprah: "You don’t overeat and become obese. Obesity causes you to overeat"

WHAT

[Frostfang @iamdroid_02]

Now imagine what governments can do

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

@andreasxirtus If it would be here in time for my Jamaican jaunt, I would purchase today.

I like the tank top, too. 🐋

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

@andreasxirtus Ring your doorbell, you say…

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

They want you on that Bill Gates meat like whoa.

[New York Post @nypost]

Nearly 30,000 pounds of raw beef sold in the US hit with high-risk recall after bypassing import inspections https://t.co/VYjO6tqoeS

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

Oh no, an MI6 agent is going to be trans… 🤦

Current Trans MI6 agents:

[UNN @UnityNewsNet]

James Bond producer Amy Pascal has stated in interviews the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character compared to the usual interpretations of Bond.

And yes of course she is.

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

@samtripoli I think the entirety of the Israel creation is a CIA, end times playbook. Same as Iran. Same as Ukraine.

The Burning Bush:

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

@patriotstorm17 Properganda!?!? Not Properganda!

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

@nypost Snake venom really does have people’s eyeballs mirror broken.

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

@TMZ Should say: Adam22 paid TMZ to act like they cared.

[Chaney the Vampire Slayer @ProjectChaney]

@samtripoli Let’s seeeee… Candyhook Owens’ trial is in Delaware under a Biden bestie… Hunter has to make the faux red pill rounds to get her outta trouble with The Macrons.

That’s my guess 🤷