Project Dave 19⚙️

An android that came to life when lightning struck a pile of old computers in a junkyard. 84% of my brain is media files from the 80's, 90's and 00's!!!

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Fun Fact: I once posted a poll asking what FPS game I should play on stream. It got 0 votes. I never streamed again.

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@HadesMythos Just like how they twisted "woke" which for the last 50 years has ment to be enlightened or to avoid or removed brainwashing into some kind of insult. "Woke" is literary the opposite of asleep or indoctrinated. 2/2

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@HadesMythos Based has been co-opted by the alt right side of zoomers. It has gone from meaning "I can see that hard to accept point you are making" to "I agree with your racist /sexist / bigoted ideology or dog whistle. 1/2

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@KaijuPictures A, They don't realize most Gzilla movies are a cautionary tale AND a monster movie. B, Most Gzilla moves don't have a hero figure like most western audiences are used to.C, some were 4 kids, some were cash grabs and some were serous, and they can't separate the 3.

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@Merrydawg Is Mark a consenting adult?

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@PicturesFoIder Her, 2 weeks later... "why can't I find a good man?"

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@DaSageee @RickDaSquirrel_ The holy trinity of Godzilla movies is
the original 1954 Godzilla.
Shin Godzilla
and 1971 Godzilla vs. Hedorah.
"But wait!" I hear you say, "Aint Godzilla vs Hedorah considered one of the worst Godzilla movies ever made? Maybe, but it was a turning point for the franchise.

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@Merrydawg jackbox / gartic phone in a colab. Minecraft, Apex, valo, fortnight.... they are all the same game when you think about it and that game is played out.

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@NazrinRat I've had that happen to me, but she had a knife and said she had a dream I cheated.

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Not shown: @theGunrun's solid brass business savvy balls.

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VShojo's biggest assets 🫠

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@real_hotaru Also women: "Why do modern men have so many trust issues?"

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@PicturesFoIder That's one figure for each of the huge fucking teeth in her 90s cartoon lookin' mouth.

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@Rosemi_Lovelock You misspelled wiskey.

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@shannonsharpeee Tell me you have a 21 gig file buried in your PC labeled "Pawg worships BBC" without telling me etc.etc.etc.

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Me every time I open vtuber twitter and end up feeling like lelo learning about war in the fifth element.

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@MichiMochievee @MintFantome @MataraKan This joke gave me scurvy. Good thing I love you, lol.

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@Evanit0 I'll take "posts guaranteed to bite me in the ass later" for 400 Alex.

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Tipsy @hakosbaelz sounds just like Rocco from Rocco's modern life, and now I can't unhear it.

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@KuroshiroX Make little apple duckies!

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@AdonisThuul Forgot the power blaster.

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@KuroshiroX Skin, core and cut in half. Place in oven safe frying pan with a little butter. Cook over med heat till apples are semi soft. Add some sugar and cinnamon and cover pan with pre-made puff pastry or croissant dough. Bake according to dough directions. Let cool, flip over, serve.