fearwonger

the food

[tex @texmeplease]

a kid at my school said lance armstrong only has one penis

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

feeling like 5 or 10 bucks. 20 maximum

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

groaning and gurgling :)

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

The three stooges of grief

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

dream report: chased in circles around my backyard by a blue tail-whip scorpion riding a toy robot. laughing and screaming. the most exhilarated i’ve felt and the most fun i’ve had in so long. felt 11 yrs old again. take me back

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

wanted to make this gif of the shrek baby

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

dream report: i was helping the cops arrest someone for attempted murder and when the cop was arresting them he said “you are under arrest because we outlawed estrogenizing television shows in 1955, such as The Three Stooges”

[Victim @sementard]

If you’re a person who does something then fuck you

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

they should invent an emotion that feels really good and i like it

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

I love my dog so much that sometimes I catch myself typing his name into google because I want to know more about him

[KacperB12 @Kacper80218488]

I watched Toy Story 5 today. It's pretty good.

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

i’ll give you a little sandwich

[Mhiel @301pushups]

I need a girl with a square bob who got no pants. Sponge

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

read them again, out loud. not so easy to enunciate them, huh?

that’s right, kid. welcome to the real world. hope you can handle it.

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

i am getting hit in the ribs

[fearwonger @ProjectileComet]

i am getting hidden the ribs