Michael Tschuertz

Butcher, Musicfan, Wine & Food-lover, strange, annoying but harmless. he/him

[Michael Tschuertz @Prom000]

Since i have entered therapy i have wondered who my two lifecoaches should be. @taylorswift13 and @TomBrady for Sure. Both creative, driven and disciplined. But over everything those two are friendly, Kind and seem to care about everybody. #letsgo #igotthis

[Michael Tschuertz @Prom000]

@amoginfinity @butters11417931 “Why is there a male loneliness epidemic?”

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

“Why is there a male loneliness epidemic?”

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

The proletariat revolution has begun with the Orcas 🫡 😂

[Nina ☽☾ 🐈‍⬛ @sapphicnightowl]

Okay then, I'll move into your house without your consent and you must provide me with food and everything... and that would still be much MUCH less invasive and harmful than pregnancy

[mohammad @cowboylikeboy]

this is like HISTORY
Everything was cunty that night

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

the rapist human trafficker fits right into the Russian army? Shocker!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Nailed it

[Nora @Heal_within96]

A group of Chinese men abused a Chinese woman for having a Black boyfriend.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

They acting like white men do when a white woman has a Black boyfriend

[Michael Tschuertz @Prom000]

@brenonade Release tge epstein Files

[fifi @ahmednafeesaa]

Howard Lutnick's name appeared in more than 250 documents within the Epstein files.

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

IM CRYING TSx1😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dewy.dee @deebayleaf]

The divorce rate is directly proportional to the happiness index. The higher the divorce rate, the more happily people live.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

They're itching for a civil war. A forieng billionaire is trying to use a thug to start it.

[captain taco-chu🖖 ᐰ #BaelorBreakspearEra 👑 @CaptainPikeachu]

imagine them clowns saying THIS lady is somehow ugly, imagine being that brain dead to say that

[naina 🍉 @liminalgood]

conservatives reducing relationships to just sex is very telling

[𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓯 @arancheles]

Wie generös...😂

[parks @parkersity_9]

Isn’t it crazy that in every movie they’re portrayed as the good guys?

[(deedee) Inigo Montoya Kinnie era 🇵🇷🇩🇴🔪 @deedeevertigo]

Female heroes really do get all the sexually violent subtext wow wee

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Yep