larkin

why is your penis on a dead girls phone

[ms. memeforum @kathryntdubbs]

Every time Christopher abbot is on screen you can feel him thinking “im NOT charlie from girls” making him sooooo Charlie from Girls

[dome 🩵 @gvslings]

I'm so in love with bryan.

[Fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[xander @whosalex]

this month went by so fast i fucking hate israel

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[⁸mj⁷ @jjkracha]

i genuinely mourn how life used to be before generative ai. i took that shit for granted

[niy @niyaaahx]

Also I’ve noticed that movie theaters don’t be freezing cold anymore

[ms a @worstgirliniowa]

slayyyter was right. i didn’t step off the train tonight to get mean mugged in the club by some ugly bitches

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

i want beat-up Chanels, i want something for real

[Max @Maxisntheree]

Emily wilson calling nolan a fraud. His female characters boring. His visuals ugly. His values extremely American. His writing corny. A hypocrite for shooting in occupied land.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to be so in love we experiment with gas station pills together

[cole @juul_survivor]

Debt collection agency sent me a lowered rate because I'd been ignoring them for so long

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I want to smoke weed in bed with my tits out but I have this stupid job

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!

[27. @dimvji]

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen

[dooney and broke @fincherslay]

ENOUGH WITH THE GLP-1, KALSHI, POLYMARKET, ECT. ADS LEAVE ME ALONE

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the only way out being through