Pros From Dover

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[Pros From Dover @ProsComedy]

@Glinner @MrNishKumar “Humiliated.” You silly old thing.

[Pros From Dover @ProsComedy]

@Glinner Ooh ooh… do the one where you say Marc Maron’s a failure. Your self-owns are classic.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Today's exciting new lie !

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

Wonderful

[Pros From Dover @ProsComedy]

@SimonePereiraHi Jesus wept. 1) Screw your supercilious attitude & 2) HIRE A ROOM that actors can come to and audition for you.

[Grand Theft Impro @grandtheftimpro]

This coming Saturday, 09 September @ 2000hrs, at @hooplaimpro at @themillerpub, GTI - @sallyhodgkiss, @dylanemery, @PhilWhelans and Mike Orton-Toliver will share the night with Hoopla’s teachers doing a show then giving the audience detention. Come down, why don’t you?

[Grand Theft Impro @grandtheftimpro]

“Reed addition MASSIVE says spokesbellower.” Tonight, Friday July 22 @ 2000hrs @hooplaimpro @themillerpub @PhilWhelans, @ImproAlan, Miriam Hall & @ChrisComposes will be joined by the brilliant @MrDavidReed. Come down, for heaven’s sake.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

You lied about why our players take the knee and defended the racists who booed them. Give your head a wobble.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Pros From Dover @ProsComedy]

@realDonaldTrump You imbecile.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

This is the moment the government lost control of events. It is inconceivable to me that my government - a British government - would so blatantly devalue the concept of a rules-based international order. Churchill must be turning in his grave. MPs from across the house must act.

[Pros From Dover @ProsComedy]

@alisontheaskot Keep hydrated, I beg of you.

[Wilfried Zaha @wilfriedzaha]

Woke up to this today.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

This is abhorrent, and surely a criminal offence.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

It took him *one day* to shift from ‘Clap for our carers’ to ‘Castigate our carers in a desperate, shameful bid to wash blood from my own hands.’

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

[Pros From Dover @ProsComedy]

@vikkistone Ultrapox.

[Mark Shenton 💙 @ShentonStage]

This is what a socially distanced theatre looks like: at a concert at the State Theater of Hesse in Wiesbaden, Germany, which normally seats 1,000, less than 200 audience members were admitted. https://t.co/nsJ1WS1TYa

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Wow. Speechless. Thank you to everyone who downloaded #ThankYouBakedPotato - we are NUMBER ONE in the download charts!!!! #FeedNHS

[Pros From Dover @ProsComedy]

@McvicarArchie @Euroboy5580 @mrjamesob @maitlis “Usually.” What a detailed and compelling analysis.

[Grand Theft Impro @grandtheftimpro]

Tomorrow’s show is now officially “off the hook.” @ImShenoahAllen, @ninaconti, GTI and @SpeechlessShow. Holy smoke.