Manfred von Karma

Gender: Prosecuting attorney. Age: 66. Sexual preference: The law. Use these pronouns: They/Them/Theirs.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

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[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

Hello, Internet. I feel exhausted. But that isn't anything new.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

@ToddyNaTARDIS Bad, thanks.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

@ToddyNaTARDIS There we go. You have no excuse now.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

@ToddyNaTARDIS That isn't it either. Though I realize that it might be difficult to tell, as my name isn't displayed with my posts. I'll change it.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

@ToddyNaTARDIS That is not my name.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

I meant to say 'its own', not 'its one'. Goodness, what a silly error. I fear I'm distracted by this INFURIATING FLY.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

Alas, insects cannot comprehend human property laws. One day, however. One day.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

It should take a cue from spiders! Spiders are courteous. They build their own little homes, and don't fly around in my face all day.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

If the fly wants a room of its one then it should feel free to find one. But it is illegal and rude to take mine.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

There is an extremely pesky fly gallivanting around in my room. MY room. Note the fact that it's MINE, not the fly's.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

@Edgeworth_Law This is nonsense and bologna! You create the fun times for everyone, not ruin them.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

I am exhausted and my hair smells of lemons.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

How are my digital acquaintances doing?

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

@Edgeworth_Law A very, very long time from now, hopefully. You are still young!

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

In any case I missed it entirely.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

Oh, right. It was 'Father's Day'. Or would that be 'Fathers' Day'?

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

@dirtyhoboman It means that they are enjoying your company and appreciate spending time with you.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

Now I have refreshed the page and everything is different. The words are different fonts and everything is round. Help.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

Why are the hearts on the 'Like' button... two of them.

[Manfred von Karma @ProsecutorvK]

I shan't be used as a punching bag for the younger generations and their memery.