🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲

she/her

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

This has happened to me literally - including the "stop crying" part 🤣

It's also figurative. Up until this day, I still can't navigate that bumper car. Except there's no crying. Most of the time.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Explain your username.

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

HE GAVE HIS 14 YEAR OLD A GUN?!

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Yesssssss!!!!!!!

Colin Gray, the father of school shooter Colt Gray, has been arrested in connection for the tragedy at Apalachee High School.

Colin bought the AR-15 for his son months after the authorities were alerted to the threats Colt made and had told him his son didn’t have access to his guns.

He has been charged with 4 counts of involuntary manslaughter, 2 counts of second degree murder, and 8 counts of cruelty to children.

Fantastic news!!!!!

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

@KrissyT_13 LMAO

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

I don't care if it'll make me single for the rest of my life: you will not catch me dead, alive, or in a coma joining a dating app

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

Excuse me? Does this teacher want to give the entire class bladder infections? What if someone needs to change their tampon/pad? This shouldn't be!

[Seets💫 @MamaSitaa__]

My daughter's math teacher has a rule that they only get one bathroom pass per week, AND, if they don't use it, they get academic extra credit. I am livid. But my daughter is mad that I want to email the teacher and CC the principal. Am I wrong here?

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

Huh? Did I miss Monique reconciling with Lee Daniels? 'Cos she's in his latest movie

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Why does democract have the word demon in it

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

@notcapnamerica I listened to a podcast about this. Absolutely WILD.

[Dean from Winnipeg @Dean_Winnipeg]

Jagmeet just fucked Canada over.

Big time.

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

I don't think journalism is supposed to be "balanced". It's supposed to be true.
Honest.
Factual.
Relevant.
If candidate A is an arsonist, report they're an arsonist. You shouldn't have to follow up with a story about how candidate B once burned the steaks at a family BBQ.

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Sometimes they do, and it’s the groom.

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

Can Kool-Aid please put MountainBerry Punch back on the market

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

@COGStrategy @wtflanksteak You REALLY missed the point

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

@wtflanksteak She has legit fans. "They could never make me hate you, Anna Delvey." They think she's an ICON and didn't deserve prison🙄

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

@RudeBoy31079789 @DoctorJonPaul You've completely missed the point.

There's always one who will cite "jealousy" every time a celebrity is critiqued when it's clearly not the case

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

@floridanow1 @RadioGenoa ...have you missed years of police brutality against unarmed Black people 🤣🤣🤣

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

@KrissyT_13 Ohhhh got it

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

These are the men who want to make reproductive choices for us

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

What?

[🇨🇦The Bumper Car Kid🇯🇲 @ProseNylund]

You shut your -

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Black people why is your fan on and you’re not even home?