Dan

my personal diary of bad takes and hopeless romance

[wavy gravy 🇨🇻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇼🇺🇿🇸🇳🇫🇷 @eli_ioo]

"Ahh I'm too tired I won't make the 2am game"

The 2am game:

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

“What’s my approval rating?”

- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.

“Could it get lower?”

- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-

“Kill the ponies.”

- Wha-

“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”

- Sir, they’re endangered

“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”

[Dan @prOSINT14]

@MickKavanagh83 @Pamela_Vista @GhostFroman Take that to the bank

[s @exfootballfan]

USA pressing with the same intensity in the 90th minute

[Flo Lloyd-Hughes @FloydTweet]

I’m not sure Thierry Henry is going to last 5 weeks working with Alexi Lalas 😳

[Beorma ࿇ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BeormasSpam]

When this happened, leftists up and down the country stood in solidarity with these tramps and made endless excuses about how they were justified.

[Dan @prOSINT14]

@jammie1556 He's also a creepy pervert diva apparently la
https://t.co/PNyiakgW64

[Dan @prOSINT14]

Why is there a stupid Irish woman and a stupid fat yank on my screen presenting ENGLISH footy coverage. Woke bollocks get them off #itvfootball #ITV #worldcup

[Dan @prOSINT14]

@peternoongmxus1 Ratio

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@AdamRichman Tears

[Dan @prOSINT14]

GO AWAY FATTY @AdamRichman

[Dan @prOSINT14]

Tears

[Dan @prOSINT14]

GO AWAY FATTY @AdamRichman

[Dan @prOSINT14]

@AdamRichman Shakira on now. Much better. Sniffed

[Dan @prOSINT14]

@NeilMullig63691 Up your arse

[Big Willy @Salibasexual02]

What I love about this shot is the photographer captured the precise moment where they all thought they were winning the league.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Horrific scenes in North Belfast tonight as an invader was caught trying to behead a man in the middle of the street!

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨HORRIFIC ATTEMPTED BEHEADING ON THE STREETS OF BELFAST 😱

Graphic Warning ⚠️

Just after 10:30pm last night on Kinnaird Avenue, North Belfast, a man was slashed and stabbed in a frenzied attack, with the suspect on top of him on the ground repeatedly hacking at his head and neck in what looked like an attempt to cut his head off. Blood everywhere.

Hero bystanders dragged the attacker off.

The suspect appears to be a foreign national as he is shouting in a foreign language during the assault.

PSNI have one suspect in custody. Victim rushed to hospital with serious head and neck injuries.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Patriots - if you are protesting tonight, in Belfast or elsewhere, do NOT give Starmer what he wants.

Stay calm. Keep your heads. Do NOT attack the police.

The state will show you no mercy.

The dangerous ‘far-right’ will be blamed, and your life will be ruined forever.

It will be that brutal. However angry you are feeling now, it is not worth it.

Protest - but do it loudly, do it peacefully.

If the police are being aggressive, record it. Film it. Do not react. Because you will not be shown the same leniency as the officers. You will be charged, you will be sentenced, you will be imprisoned.

We’re all angry.

But you will achieve far more for our cause and country OUTSIDE of prison.