Rachel

As of 11/20/22, no longer posting content on this dumpster fire of a platform. For past activity, all views are my own, and ❤️s/retweets are not endorsements.

[Rachel @prossibility]

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

[Rachel @prossibility]

@JoJoFromJerz Don’t. Graduate. Early.

I was academically prepared and emotionally still a baby. It was the beginning of a series of terrible decisions from pure immaturity, when I’d been told my whole life how “mature” I was. A life-altering misstep.

[Rachel @prossibility]

@LeoBeletsky I absolutely loathe Teams. Amen.

[Rachel @prossibility]

@MyFavMurder this was so good.

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Mistakes were made 😂

[Rachel @prossibility]

. @AMorbidPodcast We. Are. Sick. Of. Special. Guests. You JUST told us that Fridays are for fun listener tales, and then we see today’s episode drop. Collective groan. Selling out to Wondery was the worst decision you ever made. I’m done.

[Adam Frisch - Win The Center/Win Back Rural USA @AdamForColorado]

I want to take a minute to address the time it’s taking to call this race.

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The timing for ballot counting is exactly what we expect here in CO. All county clerks adhere to the statutory deadline for military and overseas ballots arrival & ballot curing—end of day Wed.
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[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Mitch McConnell just learned he will not be Majority Leader. Enjoy your evening, America.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We lost fewer seats in the House of Representatives than any Democratic president’s first midterm election in at least 40 years.

And we had the best midterms for Governors since 1986.

The American people spoke.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[Rachel @prossibility]

13 days of difference, and it didn’t even rain every day. #oregon #willamettevalley

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Bibi & Fritz being picture perfect! ❤️

[Rachel @prossibility]

@DontShowYourCat

[Rachel @prossibility]

Stormy skies in Mount Angel this morning. @NWSPortland

[Rachel @prossibility]

@NWSPortland amazing contrast in Mount Angel right now!

[Rachel @prossibility]

I’ve got a giant bowl of candy ready to go. (For myself. The porch lights are off.)

[Rachel @prossibility]

While under the influence of dental surgery meds, I bought a skeleton. My husband has gone nuts with it, including dressing it in my work-from-home clothes (so creepy)— including my PJ bottoms (so accurate).

[Rachel @prossibility]

This creeper just popping up for #NationalBlackCatAppreciationDay

[Rachel @prossibility]

2.5 years after he said he didn’t want puppies.

[Sun-Maid @Sun_Maid]

We are proud to be the scariest part of Halloween.