ProStarLord

Just your average chronically online gaming YouTuber, who plays Gmod and TF2 while trying to make you exhale out of your nose with my stupid jokes.

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@DaFireDevil Can’t believe that’s how Eminem’s endoskeleton looks like

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Did RFK Jr get the gas station weed, his eyes are lowkey doing this

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Walmart has recalled 3,240 tomato soup kits over possible Listeria contamination.

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Hey Dan are these still on sale?

[ᴅᴀɴᴛᴅᴍ💎 @dantdm]

Get your DanTDM Fidget Spinners here :: https://t.co/243gJJcSNp 👊🏻💎 I'm obsessed with these things..

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DAMN, that IS pretty good‼️🗣️🥤

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@hoodheresies07 The blue one is the odor

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@DaFireDevil December 19th, 2027

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Looks like Sony might actually have their own Wii U situation

[Robert Dale Smith @RobertDaleSmith]

Sony PlayStation 6 controller may have the ability to change layouts on the fly.

If they can get the haptics of simulated physical button presses right then this could be pretty killer.

The more I look at this patent, the more I suspect that these will be able to attach to a display in the center like the Switch.

So even if Sony takes physical buttons… there will be third party alternatives to kill the gap. 🙏🎮

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@hanselng He’s even trying to do the soulless smile
Jimmy Beast would be proud 🥹

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Imagine dying and your legacy being shadow wizard money gang

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@shitpost_2077 Holy shit can’t wait

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This stupid fuckass meme makes a lot more sense when you realize that this guy used to work for SMG4

[MediExcalibur2012 @MediEx2012]

TF2 Femscout? Your Bra Strap is showing...

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No. Pouring hot boiling water on my cock as we speak
#IdontgiveaFUCK

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

be kind to your penis and don't intentionally pour anything on it challenge

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Why the fuck is that guy Steven's last name Universe, bro thinks everything revolves around him

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'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons insists that random crits shouldn't be removed from Team Fortress 2 in recent interview.

"I don't care what Uncle Dane says, I think they're funny af"

He's like 20 years old or something.

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FUCK

[legit valve leaks @valveleaker]

half-life 3 will require installation before being played

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The admin running this account is perpetually stuck in 2019, somebody please check on them

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

keep on keeping on

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@MasterGir John Madden

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Damn, I missed the 5 year anniversary of my first ever tweet.
It kinda sucks ass though, so it's not a huge loss

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I want to know who did the designs for the teletubbies, so I can give them a big kiss on the cheek or buttcheek.

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Woke Tobuscus be like:
"PRONOUNS, BIO, PRONOUNS IN A BIO‼️🗣️🏳️‍🌈"

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@pikminfiend72 Would've been a game changer for Charlie Kirk