Sophie and/or Crying Batman

Hi, I'm Sophie, 16, years old, she/her, and I love to write, watch TV, eat desserts, pet cats, and be fabulous.

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Tell me your gender without using words cishets would understand GO

My gender is Katie Mitchell, 44%, Waterloo by ABBA, and glitter

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@lanawritesalot Good luck!!! You never know when it's going to be totally unproductive and when you'll find yourself writing one of your favorite scenes 💙

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@IRLSAlLORMOON YEAH PRETTY MUCH

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@Rainbowtron360 I've always thought controlling heat would be cool. You could suck the heat out of something/someone and freeze them, set things on fire, all that good stuff.

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@skellisk3llyt0n Don't worry it's not :)

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How are you supposed to tell someone you wrote a poem about them?

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@skellisk3llyt0n He is a DRAWING of a STATUE/HORSE. Get help.

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@skellisk3llyt0n Is this really what the pandemic has come to? Thirsting over Manny the Headless Man-Horse?

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Reply with things that could get your gay card revoked, I'll start:
I don't find villains sexy
I don't listen to Girl in Red
I don't play Animal Crossing
I'm not obsessed with frogs or mushrooms
I don't care about Greek mythology

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Why is doing homework such a rollercoaster?
*sees I got a question right*
I am the smartest person alive.
*sees I got one wrong*
My head is empty. My hubris has caught up to me. I should be thrown out of the window to expedite natural selection.

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@rapscallison I mean, that way you wouldn't have to feel any more horrible crushing anxiety, so I'd call it a plus!

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Teenagers in movies: I'm going to snort cocaine off of this stolen car and then go to my seventh orgy of the night. No big deal.

Me: my mom discovered my crippling addiction to DuckTales and now I'm going to have a heart attack.

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Why is gender?

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@skellisk3llyt0n @gr0ssalo I want to do this so bad. You do indeed know me.

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@skellisk3llyt0n @SucculentBud That me

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@thebeifongclan Heavily implying is also not realistic. I talk about being a gay lesbian homosexual fruity queer all the time. It's great. Though it's mostly with other gays.

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@vivaIapony Incoherent screeching. We just repeat random syllables at each other.

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I love the fact that a lot of people in our generation are safe to be queer and express themselves, and that we use this freedom to insult cishets on the internet. I think we deserve it.