⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬

dies irae illa 、vos solve in favillam 、maledictus erus . . in flammas aeternum
⠀ ⠀⠀ #MVRP #OCRP #RERP #JJKRP #DBDRP

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

// nevermind idk who to flip too 😭😭😭😭

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

// flipping . . . say goodbye to the squishter

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

// flipping . . . say goodbye to the squishter

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

WE CAN MAKE THE PIZZA !! ( boy what do you mean by ‘ we ’ ) YAY YAY YAY PLEASE . CAN WE . CAN . OH ! 🔊🔊🔇🔊🔊🔊🔊

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ what you were saying earlier.

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

ohhh okay :3 can we go get some pizza now then ?

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

i'm sure there's a reasonable enough explanation to write off in detail 𝘸𝘩𝘺 somewhere、but i'm not the kind of guy to keep hold of random fun facts like that... *🌀

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

. . . why do humans name things like this . they're so silly !

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

iiii... don't know、exactly﹖ *💧 i just know that... they call it that. and also that it isn't really bacon so much as it is ham. same animal、same difference、i guess...

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

“ yaaay !!! ” the anomaly is joyous , it even spins around dwight out of pure joy . how does it even carry this much joy ?

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ to his chin and everything. seemed as though squishy had actually suggested something he could run with.⠀〝 ... that's actually not a bad idea. 〞

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

why is the bacon canadian ? is it specifically from canada ? :0

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

depends on the kind of pineapple pizza it is —— but if we're talking about hawaiian pizza 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺、then that's pizza sauce、cheese、canadian bacon、pineapples... it's not bad、honestly. it's actually quite good.

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

like cool ranch doritos ! or is that still too much for human consumption ? ”

head tilting , small frown on their face as it contemplated the likelihood of the doritos being consumed .

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

“ ohh . . but now you got some to last you a while !!! when you go to sleep ^___^ ”

whatever the hell that meant . . . actually what the fuck does that even mean— the anomaly is just happy to be talking to dwight it seems .

“ or you could share with friends that also —

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ i don't know if i have the appetite *or the cravings to finish off an entire pallet of the stuff all by myself like this. do you even know how many individual bags of chips that is...﹖ that's 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘺... 〞

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

“ i dunno what that means ! but okay ^___^ ”

it seems to have taken the advice well . . as well as it could . though they might not fully understand what dwight means . it's okay , this is a learning process .

“ so no large pallets of doritos next time ? ”

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ forward、the next time that you wanna get me something、remember that less is more﹖ 〞⠀awkwardly smiling、trying so hard to remain well - meaning.

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

i will try the pineapple on pizza , perhaps i will enjoy it . but if i do not enjoy it then i will be sad . what else is on the pineapple pizza ?

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ maybe i'll have you try that one first... sort of set a precedent before trying others...

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

i would love to try pizza ! i heard there are many different kinds of pizza . . like the pineapple one . . . dunno how that tastes good but humans are so silly with their creations !

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ just that a small part of myself feels like you'd probably enjoy it...

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

“ yes i purchased it all . even the pallet . ”

he used its father's card . . how do they have that ? . . oh right it was left in the belongings . . .

“ they're all for you !!! one is open cus i wanted to try em and i didn't like it . ”

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ accuse anything of being stolen.

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

it returned after a few minutes with an entire pallet of cool ranch doritos . good god how many are in a pallet ? they just look so happy to provide for the other . .

“ HERE YOU GOOOOOO ! ”

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ or not. a nervous tug on his shirt's collar.

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

i never had a pizza before . therefore i do not know much about the actual item . but you're the pizza guy . which is adorable .

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

... i'm beginning to suspect you're more transfixed on just saying the word 'pizza' because you *like it more so than you have any idea where the heck your train of thought is even trailing to... *😅

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

do you love pizza ? the pizza loves you . that is how you are pizza guy . what does the entity know about pizza ? does it eat pizza ? you eat pizza , you make the pizza . therefore pizza

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ reminding me of that phase because of the way it was the last time life felt something other than stagnant to me...

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

“ i am unsure either . . . but i will get you the ‘ cool ranch dorito ’ you have spoken of ! ”

and it's gone . . . oh god .

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

〝 okay... so 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 i should've elaborated on the fact that brands *do also exist outside of grocery stores —— but i wouldn't think about it too much... i'm not even sure why all this talk about brands is even important. 〞

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

“ but what about the stuff in other types of stores ? are those not brands then . . . if not then what are they ? ”

jesus christ why does it ask so many questions . he looks so . squishable .

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵'𝘷𝘦 made things more convoluted. completely unintentionally.

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

chest region . its in there .

( directly pointing at dwight's chest , specifically the heart )

dwight , you may have outgrown the pizza . but the pizza doesn't outgrow you . it is a circle .

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

━ think it was mainly just the excitement of having my first - ever job that made me treat it like my entire personality for a while.

[⸺ 𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺 𝑻𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑬 @PROTECTWRAGE]

okay dwight ! you're still a pizza guy at heart . i can feel it . in the chest region .

( big toothy grin , good god . . )

[ᅠ #‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝕯𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓ᅠׅ⎖ @PlZZAWHAT]

... you can just call me 'dwight'、you know... i haven't 𝘵𝘦��𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 been a pizza guy since i was eighteen or maybe nineteen... *😅