Dave

Reformed. PresbyPolemics. Politics. Theology. MDiv Student. Trolier Than Thou. Not Afraid to Play Offense.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

Follow my good buddy Bolt.

And if you enjoy correct perspectives, follow me too! @PresbyPolemics.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@clbolt Mine’s the same as the actual experts opinion.

On Monday Wednesday and Friday.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

Notice the rebuttal isn’t that she’s a conservative.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

“You’re a liberal!” (Lib’s even better)
Actually I’m a Jesus follower called to a gospel way too generous, glorious, graceful & everlasting to fit in the self serving confines of 2 parties.

“You’ve been brainwashed.” My brain needed washing of anyway unlike the way of Christ.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@kirkcicero @bennisnedry

[🇺🇸 Unnamed Sources 🌲 @unnamed_sourc3s]

If you happen to think of it, I would appreciate prayer.

Just wrapped up a massive application (about 3 and a half pages of typed answers and a brief video) for a fantastic job in my field.

I'm praying that I find favor with this employer and this catches their eye.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@GermanKinist Negative.

This is 99% the fault of nonsense white leftists.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

Great job, Marxists!

It’s already starting to look like the USSR!

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

The morning after in Minneapolis

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@ReformPokeProf No idea. I don’t follow racists.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

You and your friends should really repent of that.

That’s a terrible, terrible sin.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

If you don’t address the same kind of liberalism being spouted in the PCA and SBC that in two generations led to the apostasy of the UMC, PCUSA, ELCA, TEC & so many others, there’s a chance you don’t care about the church.

This won’t get as many retweets tho, because it’s true.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

“Listen, I have absolutely no desire to enter the fray regarding this controversy, but it’s really important to me that one side knows we’re one of the good guys.”

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@jcat_5150 Not interested.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

Ya’ll remember the last time you were grieving so deeply over your own oppression you needed to go steal a flatscreen?

Did you all expect a rational solution to a made up problem?

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

Let’s get this out of the way:

If you’re going to call me a “racist” because I refuse to care so little about Floyd’s death that I’m willing to make a mockery of it by minimizing & defending those who are using it as an excuse to steal and burn down a city, it doesn’t bother me.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@jcat_5150 No one’s forcing you stay in this terrible country that’s the same as the chatel slavery of the 18th century.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@SJForrester @realADRobles He has no desire to enter the fray but it’s important the Marxists know he’s one of the good white guys.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@jcat_5150 Systemic oppression is.

Did a murdered man steal a TV, or are you intentionally (and dishonestly) trying to miss the point?

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@JacobTBrunton @tylcox34 Good idea.

Too bad you don’t have a say.

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@johnandrewwords Two questions:

1. You think a murder is justification for burning down a city?

2. How are you enjoying your free flat screen?

[Dave @ProtestantAgent]

@bennisnedry Grats man.

Proud of you.