Phineas T. Rotostar

Phineas T. Rotostar is the president, CEO, and ESC (employee source clone) of the Protostar Corporation. That's Protostar: making dreams come true. For money!

[Phineas T. Rotostar @ProtostarCEO]

Remember, Earth citizens - when you're there for Protostar with money, Protostar is there for you! #AndForMoney #WildStar

[Phineas T. Rotostar @ProtostarCEO]

@WildstarWikia @WildStar - At last, my true physical proportions have been accurately presented in statue form! #CloneSupplements

[Phineas T. Rotostar @ProtostarCEO]

Hold onto your wallets, you'll need them for the most SPENDerful time of the year. #Protostar's #Winterfest is here! https://t.co/q074awvR54

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Earth humans, the #SpaceChase has begun! Ship parts are available for... wait, free? WHO APPROVED THIS?! #WildStar https://t.co/MM10Dq3hBT

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As a rule, Protostar does not approve banditry! But for sweet green rides, exceptions may be authorized. #WildStar http://t.co/EoJfoYdqwL

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@zaprobo - Congratulations! Your official Protostar Spider-Riding license will arrive shortly. (Note: speed of light may delay delivery.)

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Citizens of Earth! #WildStar free-to-play arrives in less than 1 Earth hour. Ready your primitive computing devices! http://t.co/LzSXJPXaKq

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Citizens of #Protostar subsidiary "Earth!" You may now enter the #Protogames Initiative for #WildStar. Initiate fun! http://t.co/UpYyKkwEVP

[🎮Lorehound 🍺 @LoreHound]

New post: Exclusive: WildStar Lore Past & Future with Chad "Pappy" Moore http://t.co/R60Ja8lEVU #astronomy #aurin #carbinestudios

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Earth humans, #Protostar's charitable #TeamWildStache is now accepting donations... of money! Cloned donors welcome. http://t.co/eeQxbH8qzE

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Alleged humans @tonyrey and @HernCo reported on #Protostar's #WildStar game product today on #ZeroToFifty. Behold! http://t.co/97qTm5Fgoq

[Phineas T. Rotostar @ProtostarCEO]

#Megaservers are coming! But don't rename your #WildStar character blindly. Use #Protostar-approved naming guides. http://t.co/KDy3S5TSyV

[Phineas T. Rotostar @ProtostarCEO]

WARNING: #Protostar Corporation is not responsible for maintaining actual protostars. #WildStar #ForScienceAndMoney http://t.co/iqAYnysaLY

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If you've been dying to try WildStar, then grab your free 7-Day Trial Key here! http://t.co/0tGeqo8sjO

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@Tanksey - Fear not! You can simply use the actual #WildStar Wiki via a primitive online Earth computation device. http://t.co/tSiQjTMMYK

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Earth human Scott Kurtz of @pvponline encourages potential consumers of #Protostar's #WildStar game product! http://t.co/wtUinpmhaU

[Phineas T. Rotostar @ProtostarCEO]

Earth humans! Please investigate Wikia's free #WildStar game product app! Wait, free? *Not* #ForMoney? #ConfusedCEO https://t.co/w15NvWsV7y

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Aurally perceive, everyone. It is Sabotage! (As explained by #Protostar's Experimental DevSpeak Division.) #WildStar https://t.co/uKKGMFkFnu

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#Protostar is pleased to note the enjoyment of the #WildStar Game Product by Earth humans @cwgabriel and @TychoBrahe! http://t.co/wMNtXx9EDr

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Mechari! Is that a smudge, or Fatal Rust Syndrome? And can you really be sure we just made up Fatal Rust Syndrome? #WildStar #RustKillsMaybe

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Chua of Nexus, the risk of augmented bite-fleas is no joke. Get your introductory bottle of #Protostar Bug-B-Gone Shampoo-a for Chua today!