𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧

𝐇𝐀𝐇! 𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐩! (Parody account)

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝑻𝒚𝒑𝒆

- 𝐇 𝐄 𝐑 𝐎 -

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

@L0ATHS0MEC0PY @PSYONICNEEDLES //:

THAT MEANS I GET THE LAST LAUGH, EVEN WHEN I LOSE I WIN

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“…….I’ll be real dude, that last part kinda makes someone wanna worry, just sayin for future reference ya know?”

[Ivory @ARidersWish]

“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about it.

If anything, my hand getting blown up was probably the least bad thing I’ve gone through.”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEN MAN COME ON!!!”

Holds his metal head, then grabbing onto X’s shoulders and shaking him.

“ARE WE FIGHTING GHOSTS OR NOT I NEED TO KNOW?!!!!”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“Ah.”

Puts his pistol away.

“Sorry, trigger finger acts up when people do things like that, especially one who blows up hands for jokes. Good to see you’re fine now tho.”

[Ivory @ARidersWish]

“Just some random jerk who blew it up for some sick joke.

Whoa whoa, it’s okay! I’m fine!”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“Ah, see thank you for answering all I needed. Also how’d you lose your hand? And who I gotta shoot?”

[Ivory @ARidersWish]

“As someone who lost her hand?

Yes, it would very much hurt.”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“…..And can I see em anyways they sound cool!”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“What the fuck do you mean by Narcoleleptwi-I mean Narcoleleleptnic Shark?”

[𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐘 🌹 @LlTTL3R3D]

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If anyone’s mean to me I’ll throw my narcoleptic shark friend at you!
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[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“But hey, we’ll kick their ass ten-fold, like always so you can count on me X!”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“Man we gotta fight Marericks and them wanting to destroy the planet like….millions of times. Now we gotta deal with phantoms???????? Can’t with this shit man.”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

@VARIABLELIGHT //: LOL

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“No no no you’re not THINKING enough X, how are you going to feel the pain if your LEG IS GONE?!!!!”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“Yea yea why use a throwing axe when you can have a good gun on your sid-whatever

Abel city is real, look I think the name is weird too but it’s as real as can be look.”

The Maverick Hunter would take out a little old photo and show em.

“Buncha reploids and humans live there.”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“If I had a nickel for every person who said, ima kill everyone or ima beat you to death. I’d could buy Abel city!!! What’s your damage anyway?”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“Ooooooooooooooooooooooh verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry scary.”

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“-IF YOUR LEG IS GONE!!!!!”

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 @TH3NEIGHBORSKID]

OF COURSE IT WOULD SINCE YOU CUT-
But how are you going to feel the pain if...

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 @PrototypeAxl]

“If you leg get cut off…would it hurt?”

[Silver the Hedgehog @PSYONICNEEDLES]

" 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞! 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧! "

#𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐏 𝐗 #𝐌��#𝐌��𝐑𝐏 ht

[ᅠ ᅠᅠDoᥴtor 𝑫𝑶𝑶𝑴.ᐟ @MIGHTYD00M]

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