colin. (PARODY)

❝If you could see the way that you look to me, I bet that you'd be 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓮𝓭 at the sight.❞ ;; A companion.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

❝Aren't you tired of being on your own? Don't you want to know that someone's there for you? Someone who's got your back?❞

~ New account.
~ Original character.
~ Travelling time & space with a psychopath.
~ Literate & Descriptive.
~ Triggering content.
~ Written by E.
~ RT?

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

He's! Sleeping!

[Fayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY @FayElodieRicci]

She might. For fun.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

He is ASLEEP.

Just don't step on him.

[Fayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY @FayElodieRicci]

Alrighty.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

SNORE —.

[Fayette Élodie Ricci. PARODY @FayElodieRicci]

The fuck is wrong with you—

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

Face down on the floor.

He's asleep.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci "Not everyone can cook. She'll pick it up eventually."

Maybe.

"Your brother isn't exactly /great/ at cooking. Not as bad as Haven but pretty close."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

He's the kitchen bitch today.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci He hummed.

"But also. Huge family. I have to make gluten free, lactose free, vegetarian... Eh, Haven will be set for a while."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci He laughed with her. Because of course, he loved his daughter's laugh.

"You, though? Nah, you're good no matter what. Say what you want about them, but they're loyal as they come."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci He rolled his eyes.

"You just don't find them scary because you're their niece and grandkid so you're perfect. I'm Valerie's husband. They'll turn on me in an instant."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci Scoff.

"Telling your mothers that you said that."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci He does. Hence why she doesn't have a choice.

Plus —.
Val's family is still intimidating.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci Well.

No, he had to wrestle her out of the kitchen BUT that's their tradition.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

<— exhausted.

Is Christmas done yet?

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci "Your stomach."

He sighed.

"They'll be here in a couple days, but you can step out and call them."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci "Baby, those will help."

He gave her a squeeze. But he's not going to push harder. /That/ he struggles with, but he's doing his best.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci Yeah. Now Val just has to deal with the horrific morning sickness.

Anyway. He helped her through it and then helped her rinse her mouth out and brought her into the kitchen for some juice and crackers.

They have a lot since Valerie —.
Well, Miray knows.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci "Baby. They know. They knew far before you even did, I promise."

He didn't. But he's the least impressive of the three of them.

"Deep breath. With me." In. And then out. "We will figure it out. After Christmas."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci "Yes. Exactly. We deal with it after."

He always found that 'wait for a safe time' is better than just trying to handle it when there's nothing to be done.

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci "Miray."

He gripped her shoulders tightly and stopped her. Because he needed her to listen.

"It's Christmas. We'll get through Christmas and then you, me, your grandmas, and your moms will figure this out.

I promise."

[colin. (PARODY) @ProudSidekick]

@miray_ricci He sighed. But then he knocked on the bathroom door — because he knew there was clearly an issue.

But they could talk it out after Christmas. And they will.

"Come on, baby. Come out here."