ProvokedSharkAttack

News outlets claim all shark attacks to be unprovoked we will teach you how to provoke a shark attack here.

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so old when Moses parted the seas she yelled at him to close the door! #SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so fat she farted and caused a warm current.

#SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[Oceana @oceana]

TY @GordonRamsay for helping to raise awareness for the brutal #sharkfin trade. This #SharkWeek, do your part to protect sharks & add your name for a #FinBanNow: https://t.co/1vYLkJwFOm

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! They interviewed your mom for #SharkWeek but they would need a whole month to fit her in! #sharkmonth #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so fat she navigates by sonar!

#SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so fat she went for a swim and sank!

#SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! What does your Mom have in common with a submarine?

They are both gray, weigh 48,000 tons and are full of seamen.

#SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! They were going to name Challenger Deep after your Mom but she's too easy! #SharkWeek #SharkWeek2019

[ProvokedSharkAttack @ProvokedSharks]

Hey Shark! Your Momma's so old she used to baby-sit Megladon! #sharkweek #SharkWeek2019 #sciencehumor #Science