Molly from Mutual

"I'm sorry I farted in your purse."

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

🤷🏼‍♀️: he never touched my boobs or anything
🤷🏽‍♀️: YOU DONT HAVE BOOBS

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Yessss this is important, semi-sweet chocolate chips are a must for cookies! @chipcookiesco https://t.co/DVKGPt08iY

[Greta Lybbert @gretalybbert]

If you love semi-sweet chocolate chips in your cookies as much as I do, sign this petition! This is not a joke. https://t.co/LJLX4CU2oZ via @Change
Please RT & share with your friends. @chipcookiesco

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Playing kiss, marry, kill using mutual matches is 💯

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

If you’re looking for some further entertainment, it’s very interesting to see the types of men on mutual at the 50-65+ range.

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

TBH the best place for swiping is while you’re on the toilet

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Matched with a guy who served his mission in my home ward. Can’t wait until he remembers that my mom hated him & yelled at him

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Why do men lie about their height? Like, umm.., I can SEE you. #liar

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Matched with a boy this morning. He showed up at my ward this afternoon. HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE. #datingappstalkers

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

"Waiting for you is like waiting for Utah to stop doing pointless construction...useless and disappointing." -A Cinderella Story (2004) :)

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Anyone want to help me understand this???🤔

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

@cutiescitrus TWO of the stores on this locator had no cuties 😭

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

@cutiescitrus @cutiescitrus, I think you're sold out in all of Provo and I am VERY sad about it

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Emptied my grocery cart and went to another store because I can't buy groceries somewhere that doesn't sell @cutiescitrus

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

You can call dibs on the front seat of a car, BUT YOU CANNOT CALL DIBS ON A HUMAN BEING.

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

H: "I can't even imagine sex being better than how this cutie orange tastes right now."

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

The married boy next door accidentally texted me instead of his wife today. It's a shame it wasn't a more embarrassing message.

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

At first we thought he said "my boo" which was equally funny

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Today on skype my missionary brother was talking about a place called Maipú (my-poo) and no one in my family could hold it together.

[Heidi @edelheids]

Mom: "r u freezing ur eggs?"
Me: "yeah mom lol, I get it, I'm 25 & losing hope"
Mom: *holds up carton of eggs I accidentally put in freezer*

[Molly from Mutual @ProvoPam]

Time for post date karaoke 🎤