Jordan Collins

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@_JimminyCricket That was a wildly bad call. How do these guys have jobs

[Robbie Earle @RobbieEarle]

The Bachelor embodies everything that's wrong with TV today.

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

"There is only one race. The human race."

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@WhoIsJarron Well he is the Jim to Martin Freeman's Tim from The Office U.K.

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@WhoIsJarron @hannahdeal12 Congratulations. I hope this journey grants many laughs, chuckles, and feels to you. You have my blessing.

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@hannahdeal12 @Michael_Erhart ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. *slaps knee*

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@hannahdeal12 l love you more with each breath that you breathe.

[Tim Hawkins @timhawkinscomic]

Just passed Progressive Baptist Church. Kind of an oxymoron. Unless it’s sponsored by an insurance company.

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

I want to be snazzy as @WhoIsJarron.

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@hannahdeal12 You're gross and I love you.

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

I can tolarate Nicki Minaj. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@hannahdeal12 you know that I want to be with you all the time.

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

Cereal is the perfect meal because you can hold your food and drink in one hand while you watch Netflix.

[Tim Hawkins @timhawkinscomic]

Thanks North Face for cutting edge technology that keeps people warm from their cars to the front door of Starbucks.

[Elevation Church @ElevationChurch]

We're doing it together ... read John 15 in the first 15 minutes of your day. Do it now. Then again tomorrow before you check Twitter. :)

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@JeremyJahns @IanPHarris You watch Jeremy Jahns??? He's the best!

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@spdrmnky92 @WALKTHEMOONband #itoldyouso

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@hannahdeal12 @yaboybillnye Grant!

[Jordan Collins @PRQDUCt]

@IanPHarris @AverageGoal you have killed me. 💩

[Worship Sound Guy @WorshipSoundGuy]

Sometimes the worship leader plays like he's in jail: behind a few bars and can't find a key.