Prritam

Scribbler. Doodler. Spy. Philonoist. Marketer.

[Prritam @Prritam]

If a voice you believed to be God offered you:
[A] perfect sex with four people (and none after), or
[B] “fine” sex with your partner for life —
what would you choose?
And why?
#TheThirdChoiceTheory #WhatWouldYouChoose
#AskTwitter

[Embibe @embibe]

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#ElectromagneticInduction #EMF #MagneticEnergy

[Prritam @Prritam]

@iamsrk IMPORTANT QUESTION: Did Anjali Sharma complete her studies after she left college midway because Rahul Khanna was in love with Tina Malhotra?

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[Prritam @Prritam]

@elaichinbiryani Your profile says - Sanghis stay away! So, you probably do read 😌 If you are really in need of money to buy books, dm your account details. Won't be able to send 2100. But maybe enough for a few books.

[Prritam @Prritam]

@swiggy_in @SwiggyCares Since when have you been spying on behalf of the nationalist goons?

[Prritam @Prritam]

Do not believe if you ever get this message from me:

"You're not reachable. Give me a call when you see this message."

I'm just tired of listening to this #COVID19 caller tune.

OK. None of the people I usually call are following me. But I have a clear conscience now.

[Prritam @Prritam]

Ramdev once claimed he could 'cure' homosexuality... You still want to give #Coronil a shot?

Never mind! In all likelihood, you too are homophobes... You homophobic, Ayurvedic piece of shit!

[Prritam @Prritam]

I Am Getting Married & Here's What You Should Know About It - FAQs About My Marriage

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#MarriageStory #Wedding

[Prritam @Prritam]

A Self-Written Obituary https://t.co/bGXNtTdNOQ

[Prritam @Prritam]

An Unforgettable Smile https://t.co/gqb4YnpJcW

[Prritam @Prritam]

It’s Good To Be Quiet!
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[Prritam @Prritam]

No animals, plants, children or adults were hurt in the process of creating this website: https://t.co/R5Y9prZ9qd

No animals, plants or children will be hurt as I create content for it. 

Can't say the same about adults. 

They get offended very easily.

[Prritam @Prritam]

@UberEats_IND 2. Called up the customer care. The girl, named Divya, put the call on hold all of a sudden without even saying anything.

What was that actually? Was she getting tired of all the complaints? I mean is @UberEats_IND getting lots of them? Makes sense. Pathetic service.

[Prritam @Prritam]

Me: The estimated time of arrival of the food changed 5 times in last 1 hr.Plz cancel the order.
@UberEats_IND: Sure, sir.
Me: *Waits for 8 long mins*
UEI: Thank u for being on hold.The order has been cancelled. Please give us feedback after the call.
Shameless or audacious?

[Prritam @Prritam]

@UberEats_IND 1. What sort of further assistance can you provide?Just awhile back, we ordered again.Was trying to make the payment with Google Pay but it wasn't https://t.co/ojPm9mQxqj, paid in cash. After the delivery guy left, the money was deducted from GPay as well... (Continued)

[Prritam @Prritam]

If ppl are sober & yet cnt see the demarcation btn MAIN ROAD & FOOTPATH,they're no better thn #salmankhan.@blrcitytraffic #bangaloretraffic

[Prritam @Prritam]

Thank YOU @jk_rowling :)

#HarryPotter20 https://t.co/BSfJDZQgbq

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you.

#HarryPotter20

[Ramachandra Guha @Ram_Guha]

Let's please stop dignifying murderers with the term "Rakshaks". The appropriate term is Gau Gundas, or Gau Goons if you prefer.

[Prritam @Prritam]

@PMOIndia @virendersehwag @DuttYogi @mehartweets #GurmeharKaur #GurMehar https://t.co/PW2s3atFIT

[Argumentative Youth @argyouth]

You Can't be a #Warrior of #peace,especially when ur father was a #Martyr in a #War #GurmeharKaur @virendersehwag https://t.co/allC8NBAoN

[Prritam @Prritam]

#Kozhikode meet.India xports sftwre,fyn.Bt wht ds Modiji's BHARAT exports/imports/propagates? Hw is it diffrnt frm d Pakistan he refrd to?