Alter Ego💌

learn and unlearn, there is always room for improvements. 🧘🏽‍♀️

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

August is tomorrow? Julyingggg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Having too many Apple products gets annoying. One FaceTime call and your whole room starts ringing😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ‘90s. Just tell me what I need to know, and I’ll master it in three days.

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

i used a man’s body wash this morning and i have already lied 6 times.

[L-Dopa @LolaRxstar]

Like the day I microwaved jollof rice with goat meat and someone said “oh that smells divine”.
Next day I saw a sign saying “please use downstairs microwave for ethnic food” 🌚

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

you should be allowed to call out of work when your partner is too warm, cozy, and impossible to let go of in the morning. some mornings are simply meant for staying wrapped up together a little longer

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

[solé @layxsnv]

my AC been on for 16 day’s straight, I hope my electricity bill take klarna

[🌸Bright Bones💀Pink VTuber🌸 @BrightBonesVT]

More Canada 101: Thinking something's a good price and realizing it's in USD 💀

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[Shravani @shrav_10]

Referred someone at my company a few days ago the interview went so bad, they ended up interviewing me again

[em ☕️⚡️ @heyekp]

I love when babies wake up from a nap with a new skill or milestone mastered it’s like they got the latest software update while they slept

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

you only get:
1 summer with them as a baby
3 as a toddler
5 as a child
3 as a preteen
6 as a teen
so let them run barefoot,
turn on the sprinkler,
cut up the watermelon,
chase fireflies under fading golden skies
because the summers of sticky hands, sun tired kids, and slow evenings filled with the sounds of childhood
do not last forever 🤍

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

"They say a picture is worth a thousand words but this is worth 5 million! 💜
These are all the shots I took since the beginning of last year in order to have our precious little girl.
She is perfect and so worth the struggle, the wait, 11 years of trying, and 10 miscarriages".

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

baby’s sleeping time to look at pictures of the baby on my phone

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres