K.

👩🏽‍💻 ODU Alumna 💙 804📍

[K. @PrttyKay]

Officially a homeowner 🥳🥳

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Ask "why them children ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime.

[K. @PrttyKay]

Every time I get on Facebook somebody I went to school has passed 😣

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Softboy @softboywin]

& every time i blink the fucking laundry basket full again 😩

[solé @layxsnv]

Dem Hoes Hard!!!

[The Method @TheYayaMethod]

You gotta let people skate & never mention that the ice is thin

[wifloner @wifloner]

70% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[° @binx7h]

🗣️: “who tf cries when they’re mad”

me:

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

A gift of discernment is wild because you can have zero evidence on what is going on, but you still know what is really going on

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

him: “you look good with your glasses”

me:

[𝓛��𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me cuz I always feel sleepy

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

me when i say “okay” instead of arguing:

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the greatest pleasure of adults is getting home and walking around like this:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me in public regretting why I came out in the first place

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Corporate will have you fighting with someones dad over teams
at 9:30AM

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Keke Palmer asked Jennifer Lewis what her non negotiables are and she said she doesn’t have any cuz nothing is up for negotiation 😂 period